Alien Jokes

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when u come back me to your ugly, lame  gf after a long day of trying to cheat and getting curved
when u come back me to your ugly, lame gf after a long day of trying to cheat and getting curved

Memes,  Newest Memes,  
    
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

UFO fuel can
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

UFO fuel can


Ufo Jokes,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams,  
    
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What we see

What dogs see
What we see

What dogs see


Memes,  Vacuum Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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I had you doing warp in a 65!
I had you doing warp in a 65!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Space Shuttle Jokes,  
    
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''Oh no a speed camera.''
''Oh no a speed camera.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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What do you mean you're only human?? That's no excuse for running a red light!!
What do you mean you're only human?? That's no excuse for running a red light!!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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when you're an outsider but you finally come to terms with it and realize you can be comfortable with w you are.
when you're an outsider but you finally come to terms with it and realize you can be comfortable with w you are.

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Actually, white people were created in lavatories by aliens

I know, because I am a doctor
Actually, white people were created in lavatories by aliens

I know, because I am a doctor


Ben Carson Memes,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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when you hit the blunt too hard and your mie gotta nurse you back to health
when you hit the blunt too hard and your mie gotta nurse you back to health

Memes,  Smoke Weed Meme,  
    
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Take me to your leader.

Not without a visitor's pass and a DNA sample. It's part of our enhanced building security program.
Take me to your leader.

Not without a visitor's pass and a DNA sample. It's part of our enhanced building security program.


Principal Jokes,  Funny School Jokes,  
    
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"No, I'm not ET, I'm his brother EC, Extra Cholesterol."
"No, I'm not ET, I'm his brother EC, Extra Cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Aliens Jokes,  
    
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You think that Ted Cruz is an idiot

But have you ever thought maybe aliens?
You think that Ted Cruz is an idiot

But have you ever thought maybe aliens?


Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Ted Cruz Meme,  Ted Cruz Jokes,  
    
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When bae doesn't text back

Ayy lmao
When bae doesn't text back

Ayy lmao


Memes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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i  in peace
i in peace

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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when the head game so good she suck the soul out of you
when the head game so good she suck the soul out of you

Memes,  
    
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