Alien Puns

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When it comes to aliens there are E.T., Roswell and the people that wear aluminum foil over their heads and claim to be victims of alien mind control. For most of us that don’t believe these alien situations are quite hilarious. There are a lot of theories about life on other planets and the government cover-ups. As fascinating as some actually are, some of them are too outrageous to be remotely true.

Here we have the best collection of alien puns on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
"donald tp wants illegal aliens gone."

ld me back , ld me back.
"donald tp wants illegal aliens gone."

ld me back , ld me back.


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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I had you doing warp in a 65!
I had you doing warp in a 65!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Space Shuttle Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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''Oh no a speed camera.''
''Oh no a speed camera.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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What do you mean you're only human?? That's no excuse for running a red light!!
What do you mean you're only human?? That's no excuse for running a red light!!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Police Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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i  in peace
i in peace

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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You're right, Captain Zblt___ Earthlings are dummies_
You're right, Captain Zblt___ Earthlings are dummies_

Dummy Jokes,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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 immigrants! they've stolen all our jobs!
immigrants! they've stolen all our jobs!

Memes,  Immigrant Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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Which one is more religious. The storm trooper or the mosquito alien?

The mosque-ito!
So religious it "preys" on you.
Which one is more religious. The storm trooper or the mosquito alien?

The mosque-ito!
So religious it "preys" on you.


Funny Jokes,  Religious Puns,  
    
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The apple invasion of Earth

Take me to your teacher
The apple invasion of Earth

Take me to your teacher


Funny Jokes,  Apple Jokes,  
    
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It was a very friendly reception- the Democrats even registered me to vote!
It was a very friendly reception- the Democrats even registered me to vote!

Funny Jokes,  Democrat Jokes,  
    
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why do i have 3 balls you ask?

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why do i have 3 balls you ask?

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Memes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? 

You rocket
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket


Funny Jokes,  Space Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"Our best bet is to sneak in while they're having a Star Trek convention."
"Our best bet is to sneak in while they're having a Star Trek convention."

Funny Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  Star Trek Jokes,  
    
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all these  illegal aliens taking our jobs
all these illegal aliens taking our jobs

Meme,  Illegal Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Did the humans get our message?

Yeah... but they named it dubstep and they're dancing to it!
Did the humans get our message?

Yeah... but they named it dubstep and they're dancing to it!


Funny Music Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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