Aliens Jokes

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When Obama briefs you about the aliens and you're tying to figure out how to build a space wall
When Obama briefs you about the aliens and you're tying to figure out how to build a space wall

Memes,  Wallet Jokes,  
    
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When u realize dog noses look like angry aliens
When u realize dog noses look like angry aliens

Memes,  When You Meme,  Jokes About Noses,  
    
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If aliens ever come to Earth and ask us what we use our technology for they're gonna blow up our planet
If aliens ever come to Earth and ask us what we use our technology for they're gonna blow up our planet

Memes,  Human Jokes,  
    
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Archaeology can't explain? Aliens
Archaeology can't explain?

Aliens

Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Archaeologist Jokes,  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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''i don't think i've ever met anyone quite like you before!''
''i don't think i've ever met anyone quite like you before!''

Dating Jokes One Liners,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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What if Stephen Hawking discovered alien life And they disabled him so he can't tell the truth?
What if Stephen Hawking discovered alien life

And they disabled him so he can't tell the truth?

Steven Hawking Jokes,  Stephen Hawking Meme (theme),  Keanu Meme,  
    
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Word problem# 3 if Susie has 4 apples and Jim has 2 dogs, but the train station is going south, what time do aliens go to bed?
Word problem# 3 if Susie has 4 apples and Jim has 2 dogs, but the train station is going south, what time do aliens go to bed?

Common Core Meme,  Common Core Jokes,  Math Riddles,  
    
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You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!
You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!

Funny Police,  Space Jokes,  
    
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''I'd like to give a break but you were doing 186,000 miles per second!''
''I'd like to give a break but you were doing 186,000 miles per second!''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Police Humor,  
    
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Over the limit? -- How?
Over the limit? -- How?

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Speed Limit Signs,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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Lightning? Aliens!
Lightning?

Aliens!

Aliens Meme,  Lightning Jokes,  
    
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"No, I'm not ET, I'm his brother EC, Extra Cholesterol."
"No, I'm not ET, I'm his brother EC, Extra Cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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"On my 65th birthday, I'm going to lie down in a crop circle and wait for aliens to abduct me. That's my retirement plan."
"On my 65th birthday, I'm going to lie down in a crop circle and wait for aliens to abduct me. That's my retirement plan."

65 Year Old Jokes,  65th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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can you fap with me on skype no i fap with aliens
can you fap with me on skype

no i fap with aliens

Skype Jokes,  Aliens Meme Guy,  Fap Jokes,  
    
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If the aliens can see this.... She's the one you want. Take her, spare us.
If the aliens can see this.... She's the one you want. Take her, spare us.

Funny Jokes,  Raven Symone Memes,  
    
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