Alligator Puns

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"Sobs" yes... that's him...
"Sobs" yes... that's him...

Memes,  City Morgue Jokes,  Alligator Jokes,  
    
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Man stumbled upon reptile near sewer, offers gator aid
Man stumbled upon reptile near sewer, offers gator aid

Funny Jokes,  Bad Puns,  Funny News Stories,  
    
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Oh Frank, I'm so glad you're alive!

I saw this handbag and I got so worried!
Oh Frank, I'm so glad you're alive!

I saw this handbag and I got so worried!


Alligator Jokes,  Crocodile Jokes,  Reptile Jokes,  
    
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What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!

Alligator Jokes,  Reptile Jokes,  Reptile Puns  
    
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Nice purse.

Thanks. It's my ex-husband.
Nice purse.

Thanks. It's my ex-husband.


Funny Ex Husband Jokes,  Ex Husband Jokes,  Alligator Jokes,  Purse Jokes,  
    
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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

"Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."


Tourists Jokes,  Florida Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?

A: A crookodile


Alligator Jokes,  Stealing Jokes,  Thief Jokes,  Animal Puns,  
    
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Q: What's an alligator's favorite drink?

A: Gator-Ade.


Alligator Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Crocodile Jokes,  
    
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caution 

alligator mating season

if attacked, fake orgasm
caution

alligator mating season

if attacked, fake orgasm


Orgasm Jokes,  Warning Sign Humor,  Alligator Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?

A: Neither of them has enough bytes!


Alligator Jokes,  Best Computer Jokes,  Lol Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy!


Jokes About Animal,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  Attorney Jokes  
    
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Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?

A: Human blood.


Alligator Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink

A: Jaw-va


Alligator Jokes,  Drinking Puns,  Two Line Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why are alligator comedians so funny?

A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!


Teeth Puns,  Alligator Jokes,  Comedian Jokes,  
    
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