Alzheimer Jokes

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My grandmother has a new "friend" at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done. She told me his wife doesn't mind because she has Alzheimer's Ma'am
My grandmother has a new "friend" at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done.

She told me his wife doesn't mind because she has Alzheimer's

Ma'am

Memes,  Grandmother Jokes,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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i never get caught cheating at the nursing me cuz all my side es got alzheimers
i never get caught cheating at the nursing me cuz all my side es got alzheimers

Memes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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Grandma: Remember when we were young? Grandpa: Who are you? Grandma: Me too
Grandma: Remember when we were young?

Grandpa: Who are you?

Grandma: Me too

Memes,  Best Old People Jokes,  Grandparents Jokes,  
    
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him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog
him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs

her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog

Memes,  
    
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Remember the first Alzheimer's survivor? Pepperidge Farm can't remember
Remember the first Alzheimer's survivor?

Pepperidge Farm can't remember

Memes,  Pepperidge Farm Remembers (theme),  
    
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I may have Alzheimer's But at least I don't Alzheimer's
I may have Alzheimer's

But at least I don't Alzheimer's

Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Funny Grandma Sayings,  
    
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy I have alzheimer's hey I just met you
Hey I just met you and this is crazy

I have alzheimer's hey I just met you

Funny Old People Pics,  Alzheimer Joke,  Old Person Joke,  
    
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I may have alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's
I may have alzheimer's

But at least I don't have alzheimer's

Funny Old People Pics,  Old Person Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Old People  
    
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Not sure if I have alzheimer ...Not sure if I have alzheimer
Not sure if I have alzheimer

...Not sure if I have alzheimer

Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Futurama Memes,  
    
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Q. What happens when an Essex girl gets Alzheimers disease?

A. Her IQ goes up!

Dumb Woman Jokes,  Disease Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

A: You get to meet new people everyday.

Meet New People Jokes,  Mental Health Jokes  
    
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i was unfaithful to you once. with some redhead. in the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. i was drunk. that was me.
i was unfaithful to you once. with some redhead. in the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. i was drunk.

that was me.

Funny Old People Sayings,  Old Couple Jokes,  
    
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i don't have alzheimer's i just don't give a .
i don't have alzheimer's

i just don't give a .

Funny Old People Sayings,  
    
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So an old man goes to the doctor to get checked out and....

The doctor tells him "I got bad news and some really bad news" so the old man replies "what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is you have cancer." "Oh. And the other news?" "You have Alzheimer's... "Then the old man says "At least I don't have cancer!"

Cancer Jokes,  Memory Jokes  
    
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I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer Joke,  Forgetful Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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