Amazing Jokes One Liners

 – 31 total
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns. Ever notice that all of these problems begin with men?
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns. Ever notice that all of these problems begin with men?

Relatable Posts,  Amazing One Liners,  
    
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His teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

Roast One Liners,  Teeth Joke,  Star Jokes,  
    
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He's not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Roast One Liners,  Idiot Jokes,  Rude Puns,  
    
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He has a speech impediment - his foot.

Roast One Liners,  Best Rude Jokes,  Quick Fire Jokes,  Speech Impediment Jokes,  
    
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Historians have extra-century perception.

History Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival.

Soup Jokes,  Movie Puns,  Movie One Liners,  
    
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When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.

Justice Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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Dance studios have waltz to waltz carpeting.

Dance Puns,  Carpet Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist.

101 One Liners,  
    
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I had a ploughmans lunch the other day. He wasnt very happy - Tommy Cooper

Happy Jokes,  Angry Jokes,  One Liner Joke,  
    
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If roosters saw how hens are treated they'd turn over in their gravy.

Rooster Jokes,  Food Puns,  101 One Liners,  
    
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The price of chess sets has gone up across-the-board.

Chess Jokes,  Price Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.

George W Bush Jokes,  George Bush Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Election Jokes,  
    
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For as long as I can remember I've had amnesia.

Amnesia Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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If you've lost every bet you've ever made, congratulations! You're now qualified to work on Wall Street.

101 One Liners,  Silly Jokes One Liners,  
    
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