Amazing One Liners

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Jon Amazeballs
Jon

Amazeballs

Memes,  Jon Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns. Ever notice that all of these problems begin with men?
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns. Ever notice that all of these problems begin with men?

Relatable Posts,  Amazing Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That awkward moment when you were in super deep thoughts, then realizing later that you we staring directly at someone's crotch.
That awkward moment when you were in super deep thoughts, then realizing later that you we staring directly at someone's crotch.

Relatable Posts,  Deep Thoughts Jokes,  Deep Funny Thoughts,  
    
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time flies when you're having
time flies when you're having

Funny Jokes,  Rum Jokes,  Aunty Acid,  
    
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A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.

Chicken Jokes,  Car Puns,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Switching from alcohol to drugs is bad because you'll be high and dry.

Drug Puns,  Alcohol Puns,  101 One Liners,  
    
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The melody kept on playing until it became a strain.

Music Puns,  Music Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.

Garden Puns,  101 One Liners,  Plant Puns,  
    
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One of the joys of being a lightweight is that commuting by wind is a breeze!

Wind Puns,  101 One Liners,  Weight Jokes,  
    
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Buying a cheap mouse could leave you with a squeak and a sad tale.

Mouse Puns,  Mouse Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good. I just couldn't see the attraction.

101 One Liners,  Pun Jokes,  Random Jokes,  
    
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I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine.

Heat Jokes,  Fact Jokes,  One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Stereo speakers are made by 'high volume' manufacturers.

Music Puns,  Radio Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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How in the hell does paper beat rock?

Here, throw a rock at me and I'll defend myself with a piece of paper!

Rock Jokes,  Paper Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A. Finding half a worm!!

Apple Jokes,  Worm Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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