Amazon Jokes

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Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they said 8-10 days and my package came in eight! How nice."

After Prime: "if I don;t get these cat coasters within 24 hours I am going to kill myself."
Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they said 8-10 days and my package came in eight! How nice."

After Prime: "if I don;t get these cat coasters within 24 hours I am going to kill myself."


Memes,  Shipping Jokes,  
    
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Great fuckin work by Amazon on the description
Great fuckin work by Amazon on the description

Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day
Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm gonna save money

Me 5 minutes later on Amazon:
Me: I'm gonna save money

Me 5 minutes later on Amazon:


Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:
Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:


Memes,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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*Amazon: Your package has been shipped*
*Amazon: Your package has been shipped*

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I'm about to become the first person to slip and fall in an online store
I'm about to become the first person to slip and fall in an online store

Memes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great
My parents got an echo for Christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa & it's great

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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This condom review is perfect
This condom review is perfect

Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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Be ur own secret santa with Ambien and Amazon
Be ur own secret santa with Ambien and Amazon

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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Thank you Amazon.
Thank you Amazon.

Memes,  Product Fails,  
    
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When they finally deliver your pumpkin spiced pillow from Amazon..
When they finally deliver your pumpkin spiced pillow from Amazon..

Memes,  Pillow Jokes,  Pumpkin Spice Meme,  
    
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The porch is fine don't get your people shot
The porch is fine don't get your people shot

Memes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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Me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices
Me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices

Memes,  Oprah Meme,  
    
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amazon's ceo went from "i sell books." versus "i sell whatever the  i want."
amazon's ceo went from "i sell books." versus "i sell whatever the i want."

Memes,  Ceo Jokes,  
    
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