Ambulance Jokes

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if i have a medical emergency dont u dare call an ambulance y'all better uber my to the spital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon
if i have a medical emergency dont u dare call an ambulance y'all better uber my to the spital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon

Memes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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Me: I'm getting on my United flight Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport? Me: Nah I have a ride
Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Me: Mom I'm going to a party later Mom: Do you have a ride home? Me:
Me: Mom I'm going to a party later

Mom: Do you have a ride home?

Me:

Memes,  Mom Jokes,  Paramedic Jokes,  
    
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Me: Mom I'm going to a party later Mom: Do u have a ride home? Me:
Me: Mom I'm going to a party later

Mom: Do u have a ride home?

Me:

Memes,  Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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Hang in there, little buddy! The paramedics should be here any week now.
Hang in there, little buddy! The paramedics should be here any week now.

Slug Jokes,  Funny Sick Jokes,  
    
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mom i'm going to a party "do you have a ride me?"
mom i'm going to a party

"do you have a ride me?"

Memes,  Party Jokes,  Drunk Af,  
    
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Most kids will fake a cough to get off school for a day, my little brother calls the ambulance
Most kids will fake a cough to get off school for a day, my little brother calls the ambulance

Funny Pictures,  Cough Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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Call tbe air ambulance I have man flu
Call tbe air ambulance

I have man flu

Man Flu Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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Look at that player writhing around in agony on the floor screaming Better casually stroll over there in a minute
Look at that player writhing around in agony on the floor screaming

Better casually stroll over there in a minute

Scumbag Meme,  Paramedic Jokes,  Sports Memes,  
    
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Clear!
Clear!

Medical Jokes,  Paramedic Jokes,  
    
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Saved 2 people Ran over 40
Saved 2 people

Ran over 40

Paramedic Jokes,  Grand Theft Auto Jokes,  Video Games Meme,  
    
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Ma I'm going to a party later "Do you have a ride home?"
Ma I'm going to a party later

"Do you have a ride home?"

Memes,  Best Party Jokes,  
    
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He called me short... I called him an ambulance
He called me short...

I called him an ambulance

Memes,  Anime Memes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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Winebulance Stay calm! Wine is here!
Winebulance

Stay calm! Wine is here!

Funny Pictures,  Wine Humor,  
    
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911? Its me again I ate last ambulance
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911? Its me again

I ate last ambulance

Memes,  Fat Asian Kid Meme,  
    
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