American Dream Jokes

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It's called the American Dream

Because you have to be asleep to believe it
It's called the American Dream

Because you have to be asleep to believe it


Funny Quotes,  Funny American Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl,

I am your American dream.
Hey girl,

I am your American dream.


Memes,  Paul Meme,  Paul Jokes,  
    
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I have a dream

That someday I would be able to lock my phone or use another app and youtube will continue playing
I have a dream

That someday I would be able to lock my phone or use another app and youtube will continue playing


Memes,  Martin Luther King Jr Jokes,  
    
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i have a dream......

that one day, there be a bong in every me, on every street, one for every man, woman, child..... and monkey.
i have a dream......

that one day, there be a bong in every me, on every street, one for every man, woman, child..... and monkey.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Obama Posters,  
    
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What's the American dream? To work in sweatpants.
What's the American dream? To work in sweatpants.

Funny Email Cards,  Short Funny Sayings  
    
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Richard couldn't afford a bagpipe, but that didn't stop a man with a dream.
Richard couldn't afford a bagpipe, but that didn't stop a man with a dream.

Bagpiper Jokes,  Bagpiper Humor,  Humorous Pics And Jokes  
    
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america

me of some crazy- dreams.
america

me of some crazy- dreams.


America Funny,  Britney Spears Jokes  
    
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Followed American Dream

Did not wake up, yet.
Followed American Dream

Did not wake up, yet.


Back In The Day Jokes,  Old Economy Steve  
    
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.


Astronomy Puns,  Star Jokes,  Some Funny Ecards  
    
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Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Jokes About Dreams,  Dream Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going, and hook up with them later. -- Mitch Hedberg

Jokes About Dreams,  Funny Success Quotes  
    
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gave that  a dream...

es love dreams.
gave that a dream...

es love dreams.


Martin Luther King Jr Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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The American Dream

This guy gets it
The American Dream

This guy gets it


Funny Tattoo Fails,  American Insults,  Funny Fat Insults,  
    
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Everyone says to follow your dreams

So I went back to sleep
Everyone says to follow your dreams

So I went back to sleep


Funny Sleepy Quotes,  Lazy Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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i want to get high and then build a fort with you.

then  you in it
i want to get high and then build a fort with you.

then you in it


Dream Jokes,  
    
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