American Express Jokes

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Oh, you have an American Express black card?

Of course I'll give you an additional discount on the already reduced clearance item
Oh, you have an American Express black card?

Of course I'll give you an additional discount on the already reduced clearance item


Memes,  Credit Card Meme,  
    
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I assumed you had swag when I saw your sagging pants and dope Jordan's but I knew it for sure when you whipped out your American Express, I mean your baby mama's EBT card.
I assumed you had swag when I saw your sagging pants and dope Jordan's but I knew it for sure when you whipped out your American Express, I mean your baby mama's EBT card.

Black Insults,  Ghetto People,  
    
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I must have left my American Express black card in my Benz. I'll have to use my EBT Card instead! The next round is on me!
I must have left my American Express black card in my Benz. I'll have to use my EBT Card instead! The next round is on me!

Epic Fails,  Ebt Card Jokes,  
    
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For Payment we do not except

Goats, chickens, sheep, checks or American Express

We do accept

Visa, Mastercard, Discover & of course Cash!
For Payment we do not except

Goats, chickens, sheep, checks or American Express

We do accept

Visa, Mastercard, Discover & of course Cash!


Funny Store Signs,  Money Humor,  
    
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Congratulations on me talking to you without thinking about your American express.
Congratulations on me talking to you without thinking about your American express.

Funny Congratulations Sayings,  Gold Digger Jokes,  
    
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Here's my American Express card, honey. You'll need it to fly back on Monday from the Virigin Islands... Tuesday at the latest.
Here's my American Express card, honey. You'll need it to fly back on Monday from the Virigin Islands... Tuesday at the latest.

Marriage Humor,  Credit Card Jokes,  
    
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Sorry my American Express Gift Card lacked the charm and beauty of your expensive hand-made Valentine's Day present.
Sorry my American Express Gift Card lacked the charm and beauty of your expensive hand-made Valentine's Day present.

Valentines Day Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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nothing turns me on like a guy with a black amex and a little .
nothing turns me on like a guy with a black amex and a little .

Hell Nah,  Funny Women Quotes,  
    
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you'll get the amex card when you cook a god  decent pot roast.
you'll get the amex card when you cook a god decent pot roast.

Insults To Women,  Cooking Fail,  
    
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i'm only letting you get some, so i can get close to your shiny new american express credit card.
i'm only letting you get some, so i can get close to your shiny new american express credit card.

Free Funny Ecards,  Gold Digger Jokes,  
    
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AMEX points

AMEX points everywhere
AMEX points

AMEX points everywhere


Everywhere Meme (theme),  Toy Story Memes,  
    
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Once you go black, you'll never go back

To AMEX gold
Once you go black, you'll never go back

To AMEX gold


Successful Black Man Memes,  Once You Go Black Jokes,  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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"I'm glad I could help you, and I thank you for calling American Express today."

"You're welcome."
"I'm glad I could help you, and I thank you for calling American Express today."

"You're welcome."


Socially Awesome Penguin (theme),  Customer Service Meme,  
    
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slap that 

-tel bill on my platinum american express card
slap that

-tel bill on my platinum american express card


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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money is for s

i have american express, and i'm not even american, es.
money is for s

i have american express, and i'm not even american, es.


Funny Ginger Jokes,  Racist Funny Joke,  
    
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