American Pick Up Lines

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Hey ladies, you might think you’ve heard every line possible spit to you in a nightclub. But when you come into the Kappits nightclub you’ll get a whole new creative, funny and might make you drop your panties pick up lines that you will not be able to resist.

Here we’ve added the most popular and funny American pick up lines from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
best pick up line ever! i'm going to do to you what congress is doing to the american people!"
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i'm going to do to you what congress is doing to the american people!"

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I must be lost because I see paradise.

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.

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You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?

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Wow, that's one fantastic spread!

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You are dead sexy. Literally.

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Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!

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Ive got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

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I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!

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I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

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Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

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You're my point of personal inquiry.

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Hey, wanna merge?

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It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!

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