Amy Winehouse Jokes

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Amy Swinehouse
Amy Swinehouse

Ham Puns,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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If someone offers you drugs...

Just say, "No, no, no..."
If someone offers you drugs...

Just say, "No, no, no..."


Funny Jokes,  Anti Drug Jokes,  
    
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silly es

only i can do that much
silly es

only i can do that much


Funny Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  Charlie Sheen Jokes,  
    
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Why can't amy winehouse drive?

Because she's dead
Why can't amy winehouse drive?

Because she's dead


Death Puns,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Anti Funny Jokes,  
    
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2003 

She's cute
2003

She's cute


Shock Jokes,  Celebrity Fails  
    
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i swear to high

i'm not god.
i swear to high

i'm not god.


High Jokes,  Stoned Jokes  
    
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Q: What does Amy Winehouse and Big Brother beauty Imogen Thomas have in Common?

A: Neither of them will be doing Giggs any time soon!


Common Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.

Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her penis.


Naked Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did Amy Winehouse say right before she died?

A: "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this line of coke...disappear!"


Magic Jokes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?

A: She thought it was diet coke.


Coke Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?

A: The jokes will get old.


Celebrity Disses,  Aging Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes  
    
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Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?

A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny!


Britney Spears Jokes,  Funny Mom Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why was Amy Winehouse being treated for an adverse reaction to medication?

A: Doctor said she had overdosed on fresh air.


Celebrity Jokes,  Doctor Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you know your playing a tennis match with Amy Winehouse?

A: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!


Tennis Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  Drug Addict Jokes  
    
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Q: What's more toxic to babies than Chinese milk?

A: Amy Winehouse breastfeeding your kids!


Milk Jokes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes,  
    
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