Ancient Egyptian Jokes

 – 26 total
Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying?

"I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"
Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying?

"I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"


Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
0%

Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life
Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life

Funny Historical Facts,  Archaeologist Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
0%

What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone?

 The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!
What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone?

The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!


Egypt Puns,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  
    
0%

What God sucks at video games?

Anoobis
KAPPITS (1)
Noob: Kaption
What God sucks at video games?

Anoobis


Video Game Jokes,  Video Game Humor,  God Jokes,  
    
0%

Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

 Pizza Tut!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

Pizza Tut!


Egypt Puns,  Pizza Hut Jokes,  
    
0%

"The trouble with these pyramid schemes, is that the only one who benefit are the guys who dream them up."
"The trouble with these pyramid schemes, is that the only one who benefit are the guys who dream them up."

Egypt Puns,  Business Humor,  
    
0%

By using emoticons

We are devolving to a language full of pictographs like the ancient Egyptians
By using emoticons

We are devolving to a language full of pictographs like the ancient Egyptians


Memes,  Emoji Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  
    
0%

So Michael Jackson was in

Ancient Egypt
So Michael Jackson was in

Ancient Egypt


Memes,  Jokes About Michael Jackson,  
    
0%

What If the internet made by ancient Egyptians

And that's why there are so many cats?
What If the internet made by ancient Egyptians

And that's why there are so many cats?


Memes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
0%

What if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats

And they were just joking about it like we do on the internet.
What if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats

And they were just joking about it like we do on the internet.


Memes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
0%

There was a worldwide flood?

Funny, nobody told us about it.
There was a worldwide flood?

Funny, nobody told us about it.


Memes,  Flood Jokes,  
    
0%

It's called reformed Egyptian

It's a pretty obscure language. You're never heard of it.
It's called reformed Egyptian

It's a pretty obscure language. You're never heard of it.


Memes,  Witty Humor,  
    
0%

"Those knuckleheads!"
"Those knuckleheads!"

Funny Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  
    
100%

In ancient Egypt I was revered as a God 

But now I'm an Atheist
In ancient Egypt I was revered as a God

But now I'm an Atheist


Meme,  Atheist Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  
    
0%

I'm glad the fate of the Egyptian people isn't reliant on my attention span.
I'm glad the fate of the Egyptian people isn't reliant on my attention span.

Funny Ecards,  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!