Ancient Egyptian Jokes

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Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying? "I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"
Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying?

"I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"

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Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life
Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life

Funny Historical Facts,  Archaeologist Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
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Where do Pharaohs like to eat? Pizza Tut!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

Pizza Tut!

Egypt Puns,  Pizza Hut Jokes,  
    
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What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone? The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!
What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone?

The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!

Egypt Puns,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What God sucks at video games? Anoobis
KAPPITS (1)
Noob: Kaption
What God sucks at video games?

Anoobis

Video Game Jokes,  Video Game Humor,  God Jokes,  
    
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"The trouble with these pyramid schemes, is that the only one who benefit are the guys who dream them up."
"The trouble with these pyramid schemes, is that the only one who benefit are the guys who dream them up."

Egypt Puns,  Business Humor,  
    
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By using emoticons We are devolving to a language full of pictographs like the ancient Egyptians
By using emoticons

We are devolving to a language full of pictographs like the ancient Egyptians

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So Michael Jackson was in Ancient Egypt
KAPPITS (10)
usama bin laden: feyna
mo: ewaaaaaaaaa
usama bin laden: anna baba yalla
usama bin laden: i am a nigga. i have a dick so bigga
usama bin laden: your dad smells like my cousin from afghanistan
usama bin laden: fuck your dad
usama bin laden: is so ugly
usama bin laden: u suck
usama bin laden: youre mom
zebbi: big
So Michael Jackson was in

Ancient Egypt

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What If the internet made by ancient Egyptians And that's why there are so many cats?
What If the internet made by ancient Egyptians

And that's why there are so many cats?

Memes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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There was a worldwide flood? Funny, nobody told us about it.
There was a worldwide flood?

Funny, nobody told us about it.

Memes,  Flood Jokes,  
    
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What if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats And they were just joking about it like we do on the internet.
What if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats

And they were just joking about it like we do on the internet.

Memes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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"Those knuckleheads!"
"Those knuckleheads!"

Funny Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  
    
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It's called reformed Egyptian It's a pretty obscure language. You're never heard of it.
It's called reformed Egyptian

It's a pretty obscure language. You're never heard of it.

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In ancient Egypt I was revered as a God But now I'm an Atheist
In ancient Egypt I was revered as a God

But now I'm an Atheist

Meme,  Atheist Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  
    
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I'm glad the fate of the Egyptian people isn't reliant on my attention span.
I'm glad the fate of the Egyptian people isn't reliant on my attention span.

Funny Ecards,  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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