And Then The Fight Started Jokes

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Here you will find some interesting stories and scenarios that start off fine and after a just few words the story takes a wrong turn and starts a fight. You will find mostly jokes about conversations between husbands and wives like the one where a wife tells her husband she is having a low self esteem day and feels fat and ugly after looking in the mirror and she needs him to compliment her which he then responds by telling her that her eyesight is basically perfect. The and then the fight started jokes you find in this section are all perfect examples of how one wrong word or sentence can start a fight.

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And then the fight started...
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And then the fight started...

Funny Cat Images,  Sexist Jokes  

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

Wife Insult Jokes,  

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...

Funny Cheating Quotes,  Cheating Humor  

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

Wife Insult Jokes,  Female Insults  

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And then the fight started.....

Mean Husband Jokes,  Wife Insult Jokes  

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold

And then the fight started....

Beer Jokes And Quotes,  Dumb Husband Jokes  

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

Men Insults,  Women Jokes For Men  

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

Funny Men Quotes,  Husband And Wife Jokes  

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

Wife Insult Jokes,  Female Insults  

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

Women In The Kitchen Jokes,  Sexist Jokes  

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

Funny Wife Quotes,  Husband Bashing Jokes  

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

Gas Prices Jokes,  Wife Insult Jokes  

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