Animal Jokes One Liners

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Imagine being bale to fly, but also being so inconsiderate that you stop traffic to walk across the street
Imagine being bale to fly, but also being so inconsiderate that you stop traffic to walk across the street

Memes,  Traffic Memes,  
    
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''there's more to life than just necking all the time, frankie!''
''there's more to life than just necking all the time, frankie!''

Make Out Jokes,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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I hate corny animal puns... For fox sake stop it
I hate corny animal puns...

For fox sake stop it

Fox Puns,  Corny Humor,  Silly Puns,  
    
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Thanks God Frank! You are alive! I saw this handbag. I thought it was you!
Thanks God Frank! You are alive!

I saw this handbag.

I thought it was you!

Lizard Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  Purse Jokes,  Leather Jokes,  
    
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  Elephant Puns  
    
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Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?

Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."

Raccoon Jokes,  Death Puns  
    
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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Elephant Puns,  Travel Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes  
    
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?

A stri-ped !

Leg Jokes,  Funny Tiger Jokes,  Riddle Jokes For Teenagers  
    
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What is a buttress?

A female goat.

Goat Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Skunk Jokes,  Short Animal Jokes,  
    
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Lion Jokes,  Zebra Jokes  
    
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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Best Animal Jokes,  Skunk Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Skunk Jokes,  Bear Jokes,  
    
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Nervous Jokes,  Lizard Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Ear Puns,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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