Animal Jokes One Liners

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''there's more to life than just necking all the time, frankie!''
''there's more to life than just necking all the time, frankie!''

Make Out Jokes,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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I hate corny animal puns...

For fox sake stop it
I hate corny animal puns...

For fox sake stop it


Fox Puns,  Corny Humor,  Silly Puns,  
    
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Thanks God Frank!  You are alive!

I saw this handbag.

I thought it was you!
Thanks God Frank! You are alive!

I saw this handbag.

I thought it was you!


Lizard Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  Purse Jokes,  Leather Jokes,  
    
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  Elephant Puns  
    
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Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?

Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."


Raccoon Jokes,  Death Puns  
    
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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!


Elephant Puns,  Travel Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes  
    
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What is a buttress?

A female goat.


Goat Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!


Best Animal Jokes,  Skunk Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!


Skunk Jokes,  Short Animal Jokes,  
    
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?

A stri-ped !


Leg Jokes,  Funny Tiger Jokes,  Riddle Jokes For Teenagers  
    
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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!


Skunk Jokes,  Bear Jokes,  
    
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'


Lion Jokes,  Zebra Jokes  
    
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!


Nervous Jokes,  Lizard Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!


Aardvark Jokes,  Insect Puns,  
    
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.


Ear Puns,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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