Animal Pick Up Lines

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me: i pe your has pet insurance bae: why's that? me: because it's getting getting smashed tonight oh my...
me: i pe your has pet insurance

bae: why's that?

me: because it's getting getting smashed tonight

oh my...

Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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Girl: Come over Squirrel: Can't I'm a squirrel Girl: Have u seen how many nuts I can fit in my mouth? Squirrel: OMW
Girl: Come over
Squirrel: Can't I'm a squirrel
Girl: Have u seen how many nuts I can fit in my mouth?
Squirrel: OMW

Memes,  Squirrel Memes,  
    
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You. Me. Skype. Right meow.
You. Me. Skype.

Right meow.

Skype Jokes,  Business Cat (theme),  Cat Puns,  
    
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what makes your cat purr?
what makes your cat purr?

Memes,  Cat Jokes Funny,  Funny Images Of Cats,  
    
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So, I heard you two broke up... ... Doing anything this weekend?
So, I heard you two broke up...

... Doing anything this weekend?

Vulture Jokes,  Break Up Meme,  Weekend Jokes,  
    
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w about i bury my bone in your backyard?
w about i bury my bone

in your backyard?

Memes,  Funny Dog Memes,  Silly Pick Up Lines,  
    
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How much does a polar bear weight? Let's be friends with benefits
How much does a polar bear weight?

Let's be friends with benefits

Memes,  Friends With Benefits Meme,  
    
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iguana sex you up, girl
iguana sex you up, girl

Funny Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America How free are you tonight
Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight

Memes,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  
    
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hey, girl i'll stuff your turkey any time.
hey, girl

i'll stuff your turkey any time.

Memes,  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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i know you see alll this sexiness don't just stare say goodmorning
i know you see alll this sexiness don't just stare

say goodmorning

Memes,  Images Of Funny Monkeys,  Good Morning Jokes,  
    
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if you think my bread is big why don't you come back to my place and see my nuts?
if you think my bread is big

why don't you come back to my place and see my nuts?

Adult Animal Jokes,  Sick Animal Jokes,  Squirrel Puns  
    
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you're pretty ugly, so we better while i'm still drunk
you're pretty

ugly, so we better while i'm still drunk

Pickup Dragon Meme (theme),  Fail Pick Up Lines,  Drunk Meme  
    
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You are like a monkey; You keep on swinging and hanging in my heart.

Valentines Day Jokes For Kids,  Funny Valentines Sayings  
    
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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Filthy Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Guys,  100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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