Answer Me This Jokes

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Q: What did the spider say to the ghost?

A: Stop scaring the flies away!


Ghost Puns,  Spider Humor,  Question Humor,  
    
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Q: What does it take to become a zombie?

A: DEADication!


Zombie Jokes,  Q And A Jokes,  Monster Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do all the Apple shareholder zombies keep telling Tim Cook?

A: We're DYING to have YOU for dinner!


Zombie Humor,  Q And A Jokes,  Death Puns,  
    
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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

They had pictures of mortgage brokers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.


Mail Jokes,  Stamp Jokes,  Q And A Jokes,  
    
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Q: When do zombies go to sleep?

A: When they are dead tired.


Zombie Humor,  Sleep Jokes,  Q And A Jokes,  
    
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When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny" whats the difference?

Weather Jokes,  Funny Everyday Thoughts,  Funny Question Of The Day,  
    
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Q: Why do people from Fort Worth have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First!


Shoe Puns,  Funny Questions,  Texas Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why does Peeta love Katniss?

A: She has a great set of buns!


Body Jokes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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My Question Is

Why is this written on your back?
My Question Is

Why is this written on your back?


Funny Tattoo Fails,  Funny Tattoo Quotes,  Funny Jokes Questions,  
    
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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Hoosiers fan?

A: The bucket.


Fan Jokes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

A: It can have a hole in it.


Pants Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  Q And A Jokes,  
    
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Daily Funny Thoughts,  Nose Jokes For Kids,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Funny Everyday Thoughts,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  Jokes About Blind People,  
    
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Funny Everyday Thoughts,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  Snow Humor,  
    
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How can someone "draw a blank"?

Daily Funny Thoughts,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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