Answering Machine Message Jokes

Hi, I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.".

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Theon isn't here right now leave your message after the tone

Reasons I check my voicemail:

To hear a message

To get rid of the notification

Test your stupidity

Insert $100