Anti American Jokes

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To be the most hated group of people in the world including their own people, this generates a churning machine of jokes to be plastered in this section. Anything from technology to the lack of education regarding how stupid we’ve become. McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s! Poking at us for being the overweight lovers of world.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny anti-American Jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Martin Luther King Day Jokes,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  
    
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Thinks Kim Davis is a freedom fighting hero

But every burqa wearing muslim who refuses to serve bacon or beer needs to change or leave the USA
Thinks Kim Davis is a freedom fighting hero

But every burqa wearing muslim who refuses to serve bacon or beer needs to change or leave the USA


Memes,  Muslims Jokes,  New Racist Jokes,  
    
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It's called the American Dream

Because you have to be asleep to believe it
It's called the American Dream

Because you have to be asleep to believe it


Funny Quotes,  American Dream Jokes,  Funny American Jokes,  
    
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Happy Hanukkah you filthy unamerican, Christmas hating terrorist!

-The Fox News Team
Happy Hanukkah you filthy unamerican, Christmas hating terrorist!

-The Fox News Team


Funny Ecards,  Funny Hanukkah Sayings,  Christmas Joke,  
    
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Tell me another story

About freedom
Tell me another story

About freedom


Memes,  Freedom Jokes,  
    
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It's not a phase, Mom

I really do want to nuke America
It's not a phase, Mom

I really do want to nuke America


Memes,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  
    
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Meme,  America Jokes,  
    
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Americans 2 biggest problems: Getting a close parking place... Getting more exercise...
Americans 2 biggest problems: Getting a close parking place... Getting more exercise...

Funny Ecards,  Fat Jokes Insults,  
    
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God Bless Murica
God Bless Murica

Meme,  Murica Meme,  Redneck One Liners,  
    
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Don't worry America

I got you
Don't worry America

I got you


Memes,  Soviet Russia Jokes,  Vladimir Putin Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a person who professionally generates maps of the world?

A cartographer.

What do you call an academician who studies the global distribution of resources or cultural characteristics?

A geographer.

What do you call a person who is ignorant of global geography?

An American.


Jokes About Americans,  Map Jokes,  Geography Jokes,  Funny Geography Facts,  
    
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What do you call a country that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

"Technologically backward"

What do you call a country that lacks a fully integrated banking system?

"Economically underdeveloped."
What do you call a country that lacks everything?

America.


Jokes About America,  Usa Jokes,  Country Jokes  
    
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A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman.

"I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?"

"Well," replied the Canadian gentleman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known."

The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?"

"Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up.

The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?"

The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'"


Canadian Jokes,  British Jokes,  Jokes About Americans,  
    
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s up economy 

distract the world with sopa
s up economy

distract the world with sopa


Sopa Jokes,  Anti Government Jokes,  Funny Political Joke,  
    
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