Anti God Jokes

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After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remind untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this.

Because the melting point of gold is 1064C and a wood fire burns at around 600C
After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remind untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this.

Because the melting point of gold is 1064C and a wood fire burns at around 600C


Memes,  Notre Dame Jokes,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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people get a lil bitter when their prayers go unanswered...

How people act when God dont answer their prayers
people get a lil bitter when their prayers go unanswered...

Funny Videos,  People Be Like,  God Humor,  
    
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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There is no God?

Incorrect. Ditka is god
There is no God?

Incorrect. Ditka is god


Memes,  Mike Ditka Jokes,  
    
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Where is your God now?
Where is your God now?

Meme,  Scared Of Spider Jokes,  
    
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Amazing isn't it?

No God required
Amazing isn't it?

No God required


Memes,  Science Memes,  
    
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christianity:

because you're so awful you made god kill himself.
christianity:

because you're so awful you made god kill himself.


Funny Quotes,  Anti Christian Joke,  Offensive Christian Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

That there is no matrix, no God, and no meaning of life
What if I told you

That there is no matrix, no God, and no meaning of life


Meaning Of Life Jokes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme)  
    
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Nothing is better than god

False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.
Nothing is better than god

False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.


Offensive Religious Jokes,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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Thank god!

FALSE. Thank science.
Thank god!

FALSE. Thank science.


Funny Science Sayings,  Science Jokes For Kids  
    
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atheists think 

it just happened by chance one day

christians know

a wizard did it.
atheists think

it just happened by chance one day

christians know

a wizard did it.


Funny Atheist Quotes,  Offensive Christian Jokes  
    
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physicists

just because you're not smart enough to know what the  they're talking about doesn't mean god exists.
physicists

just because you're not smart enough to know what the they're talking about doesn't mean god exists.


Funny Physics Posters,  Funny Atheist Posters  
    
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god doesn't make mistakes? 

tell me again about why he flooded the earth.
god doesn't make mistakes?

tell me again about why he flooded the earth.


Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Mistake Jokes  
    
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collapses stage and kills fans.

lets crappy band survive to make more ty music.
collapses stage and kills fans.

lets crappy band survive to make more ty music.


Band Jokes,  
    
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makes dinosaurs

kills them all
makes dinosaurs

kills them all


Funny Dinosaur Jokes,  Evolution Jokes  
    
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