Anti Pick Up Lines

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This is where we have added the most amusing anti pick up lines jokes and memes. Lines that start out like they are trying to make a pass at you but they’re really lines to keep moving past you. More like lines that started off making you think you were hot but then not.

We have cultivated our collection of jokes and memes by searching all over the net to find the content. We have even included the best of the ones you all have sent in to us.

While you are here please take the time to enjoy our collection of puns, jokes and meme. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always adding new content so please make sure you check us out often.
- if i could see you naked, i'd die happy. - yeah, but if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.
- if i could see you naked, i'd die happy.

- yeah, but if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.

Memes,  Funniest Jokes 2015,  
    
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What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Memes,  Dating Fail,  
    
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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.
-Your face must turn a few heads.

-And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Funny Quotes,  Bad Insults,  
    
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Guy: I want to give myself to you. Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Guy: I want to give myself to you.

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Funny Jokes,  Cheap Jokes,  
    
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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!
-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

-Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Funny Quotes,  Fail Pick Up Lines,  
    
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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.
-You look like a dream.

-Go back to sleep.

Funny Quotes,  Polite Insults,  
    
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Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not Enter
Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Do not Enter

Funny Quotes,  Zodiac Jokes,  
    
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boy: if i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put u and i next to each other girl: it's already together dumb
boy: if i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put u and i next to each other

girl: it's already together dumb

Funny Quotes,  Keyboard Memes,  Dumb Insults,  
    
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-haven't we met before? -yes, i'm the receptionist at the vd clinic.
-haven't we met before?

-yes, i'm the receptionist at the vd clinic.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Std Jokes,  
    
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-There's a 'U' in beautiful. -Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
-There's a 'U' in beautiful.

-Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

Funny Jokes,  Ugly Disses,  
    
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-baby, do you know karate? your body is kickin'! -i do actually. would your crotch like a demonstration?
-baby, do you know karate? your body is kickin'!

-i do actually. would your crotch like a demonstration?

Funny Quotes,  Karate Fail,  
    
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i'm heading back to my place. you want to come? sorry, you strike me as a person w comes all by himself.
i'm heading back to my place. you want to come?

sorry, you strike me as a person w comes all by himself.

Funny Quotes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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male: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of ?
male: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of ?

Funny Quotes,  Short Joke Comebacks,  
    
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-I'd like to call you. What's your number? -It's in the phone book. -But I don't know your name. -That's in the phone book too.
-I'd like to call you. What's your number?

-It's in the phone book.

-But I don't know your name.

-That's in the phone book too.

Funny Quotes,  Insults For Men,  
    
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I think I could make you very happy Why? Are you leaving?
I think I could make you very happy

Why? Are you leaving?

Funny Quotes,  Subtle Insults,  
    
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