Anti Religion Jokes

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Me: I'd do anything to make my depression go away... Person: Why don't you come to my church so we can pray for you! Me:
Me: I'd do anything to make my depression go away...

Person: Why don't you come to my church so we can pray for you!

Me:

Memes,  Church Humor,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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When your mother asks you where your faith in God went
When your mother asks you where your faith in God went

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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extremely religious minds his own ing business
extremely religious

minds his own ing business

Memes Jokes,  
    
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All Catholic Priests must remain celibate Office was originally occupied by a married person
All Catholic Priests must remain celibate

Office was originally occupied by a married person

Catholic Priest Joke,  Offensive Catholic Jokes,  
    
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I'm glad the catholic church requires priests to be celibate So they won't reproduce
I'm glad the catholic church requires priests to be celibate

So they won't reproduce

Celibacy Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  Catholic Priest Joke,  
    
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A leap of faith.
A leap of faith.

Long Jump Jokes,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  Pope Jokes,  
    
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y'all motherers need science
y'all motherers

need science

Funny Science Quotes,  Science Meme,  Computer Science Jokes,  
    
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Many years ago, I gave up religion for Lent And never looked back
Many years ago, I gave up religion for Lent

And never looked back

Lent Jokes,  Great Gatsby Meme,  
    
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One is a vile thieving, unscrupulous criminal... The other one is the joker
One is a vile thieving, unscrupulous criminal... The other one is the joker

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Anti Christian Jokes,  
    
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"Am I pretty?" Uhmm... You're catholic!
"Am I pretty?"

Uhmm... You're catholic!

Ash Wednesday Meme,  Offensive Catholic Jokes,  
    
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You heard someone say "Happy holidays"? Please, tell me more about how they must hate Jesus!
You heard someone say "Happy holidays"?

Please, tell me more about how they must hate Jesus!

Happy Holidays Meme,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Funny Holiday Sayings,  
    
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look both are full of bull
look

both are full of bull

Quran Jokes,  Atheist Jokes,  
    
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that'll be $50 for the eighth
that'll be $50 for the eighth

Memes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Given a mission from God That doesn't involve killing, taking away rights, oppressing women or forcing their beliefs on anyone
Given a mission from God

That doesn't involve killing, taking away rights, oppressing women or forcing their beliefs on anyone

Memes,  Religious Humor,  
    
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Thinking that when your religion and science disagree that science might be propaganda isn't debate It's stupidity
Thinking that when your religion and science disagree that science might be propaganda isn't debate

It's stupidity

Memes,  Stupid People Jokes,  
    
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