Anti Social Jokes

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Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you
Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you

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When you spot someone you know in public and you mutually decide that you aren't going to acknowledge on another
When you spot someone you know in public and you mutually decide that you aren't going to acknowledge on another

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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm ignoring every one of them in case it's someone I went to high school with.
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm ignoring every one of them in case it's someone I went to high school with.

Memes,  Small Town Jokes,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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Same Many mammals are changing their sleep schedules to avoid human contact, a new study has found
Same

Many mammals are changing their sleep schedules to avoid human contact, a new study has found

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*Getting ready to go out with friends* My brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it Me: I'm staying in tonight
*Getting ready to go out with friends*

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: I'm staying in tonight

Memes,  Relatable Posts,  Social Life Jokes,  
    
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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying. "oooh what are you making?" pizza rolls what the does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: I need more friends Me also isolating myself every night:
Me: I need more friends

Me also isolating myself every night:

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When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I', not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration
When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I', not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration

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IPhone neeeeeds an update where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you're ignoring a call
IPhone neeeeeds an update where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you're ignoring a call

Memes,  Iphone Jokes,  
    
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This is me 35 seconds after I cancel plans
This is me 35 seconds after I cancel plans

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"Hey you want to chill today?"
"Hey you want to chill today?"

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  Social Life Jokes,  
    
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When is national leave me tf alone day?
When is national leave me tf alone day?

Memes,  Funny Holiday Slogans,  Funny Holiday Quotes,  
    
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Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy
Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy

Memes,  Death Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Me, making a phone call: God I hope they don't answer
Me, making a phone call: God I hope they don't answer

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What role do you play at family gatherings? The cousin that doesn't show up anymore
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Justise: That bitch
Justise: Justise
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What role do you play at family gatherings?

The cousin that doesn't show up anymore

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