Anti Social Jokes

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When can I see you??

Me:
When can I see you??

Me:


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I cancel plans to spend time with me
I cancel plans to spend time with me

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Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport
Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport

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Build the wall around my house

I hate everyone
Build the wall around my house

I hate everyone


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Me: "No one ever text s me"

*get a text*

Me: "wtf do you want"
Me: "No one ever text s me"

*get a text*

Me: "wtf do you want"


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Coworkers: Let's hang out after work!

Me:
Coworkers: Let's hang out after work!

Me:


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If you knew me in HS, you no longer do. Come meet me all over again

Same. But don't come meet me
If you knew me in HS, you no longer do. Come meet me all over again

Same. But don't come meet me


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Me at social gatherings
Me at social gatherings

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Me watching the elevator close on people as I calmly press the >|< sign a thousand times
Me watching the elevator close on people as I calmly press the >|< sign a thousand times

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Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you
Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you

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When you spot someone you know in public and you mutually decide that you aren't going to acknowledge on another
When you spot someone you know in public and you mutually decide that you aren't going to acknowledge on another

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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm ignoring every one of them in case it's someone I went to high school with.
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm ignoring every one of them in case it's someone I went to high school with.

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Same

Many mammals are changing their sleep schedules to avoid human contact, a new study has found
Same

Many mammals are changing their sleep schedules to avoid human contact, a new study has found


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*Getting ready to go out with friends*

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: I'm staying in tonight
*Getting ready to go out with friends*

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: I'm staying in tonight


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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the  does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.


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