Apple Jokes

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1950: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future" 2019:
1950: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"

2019:

Memes,  Computer And Technology Jokes,  2019 Meme,  
    
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All new Apple mug
All new Apple mug

Memes,  Product Fails,  Tech Humor,  
    
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If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.
If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.

Memes,  Old Guy Jokes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice. Change my mind
Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice.

Change my mind

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Father: "If I have 10 apples and give Karen 3 how apples do I have left?" Son: "3?" Father: "If I have 10 apples...."
Father: "If I have 10 apples and give Karen 3 how apples do I have left?"

Son: "3?"

Father: "If I have 10 apples...."

Memes,  Funny Math Jokes,  
    
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When I ring up my organic apples as regular at self-checkout.
When I ring up my organic apples as regular at self-checkout.

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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We don't want wireless headphones we want wireless chargers
We don't want wireless headphones we want wireless chargers

Memes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  Headphones Meme,  
    
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How Galileo Ate apples
How Galileo

Ate apples

Galileo Jokes,  Jokes Funny Pictures,  
    
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Watch Jimmy Kimmel Convince People An iPhone 5S Is The New iPhone
Jimmy Kimmel tricks people into comparing two iPhone 5's, acting as if they are comparing the iPhone 5 to the new iPhone SE.

Television,  Technology,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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Successfully lands a rover on Mars Gets defunded Can't find the nearest Starbucks Richest company on the planet
Successfully lands a rover on Mars

Gets defunded

Can't find the nearest Starbucks

Richest company on the planet

Nasa Jokes,  Mars Jokes,  
    
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Granny Smiths
Granny Smiths

Old Granny Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Apple Puns,  
    
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Granny smith
Granny smith

Old Granny Jokes,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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"To eat or not to eat?"
"To eat or not to eat?"

William Shakespeare Jokes,  Shakespeare Jokes,  Daily Comics,  
    
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apple has a new product for chinese people, it's called the iopener
apple has a new product for chinese people, it's called the iopener

Funny Racist Asian Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes One Liners,  Funny Racist Chinese Jokes,  
    
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What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit And ate the apples by accident?
What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit

And ate the apples by accident?

Cherry Jokes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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