Apple Jokes

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If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.
If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.

Memes,  Old Guy Jokes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice. Change my mind
Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice.

Change my mind

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Father: "If I have 10 apples and give Karen 3 how apples do I have left?" Son: "3?" Father: "If I have 10 apples...."
Father: "If I have 10 apples and give Karen 3 how apples do I have left?"

Son: "3?"

Father: "If I have 10 apples...."

Memes,  Funny Math Jokes,  
    
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When I ring up my organic apples as regular at self-checkout.
When I ring up my organic apples as regular at self-checkout.

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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We don't want wireless headphones we want wireless chargers
We don't want wireless headphones we want wireless chargers

Memes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  Headphones Meme,  
    
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How Galileo Ate apples
How Galileo

Ate apples

Galileo Jokes,  Jokes Funny Pictures,  
    
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Watch Jimmy Kimmel Convince People An iPhone 5S Is The New iPhone
Jimmy Kimmel tricks people into comparing two iPhone 5's, acting as if they are comparing the iPhone 5 to the new iPhone SE.

Television,  Technology,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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Successfully lands a rover on Mars Gets defunded Can't find the nearest Starbucks Richest company on the planet
Successfully lands a rover on Mars

Gets defunded

Can't find the nearest Starbucks

Richest company on the planet

Nasa Jokes,  Mars Jokes,  
    
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Granny Smiths
Granny Smiths

Old Granny Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Apple Puns,  
    
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Granny smith
Granny smith

Old Granny Jokes,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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"To eat or not to eat?"
"To eat or not to eat?"

William Shakespeare Jokes,  Shakespeare Jokes,  Daily Comics,  
    
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apple has a new product for chinese people, it's called the iopener
apple has a new product for chinese people, it's called the iopener

Funny Racist Asian Jokes,  Racist Asian Jokes One Liners,  Funny Racist Chinese Jokes,  
    
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What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit And ate the apples by accident?
What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit

And ate the apples by accident?

Cherry Jokes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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IMac box is a trapezoid with the front 10 out of parallel with the back. Which means that if you have 36 of them...
IMac box is a trapezoid with the front 10 out of parallel with the back. Which means that if you have 36 of them...

Trapezoid Jokes,  Math Humor,  
    
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My album will never never never be on Apple. And it will never be for sale... You can only get it on Tidal. What's that? Cant hear you over my millions of dollars
My album will never never never be on Apple. And it will never be for sale... You can only get it on Tidal.

What's that? Cant hear you over my millions of dollars

Memes,  Funny Kanye West,  
    
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