Apple Puns

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Checkout These Funny Apple Puns


Here we have a nice list of funny apple puns our staff has collected from across the web and social media platforms.

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Oh by the way what did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? Leaf me alone!
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Orange Puns,  Tennis Puns,  
    
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Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back Crabapple
Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple

Crab Jokes,  Crab Puns,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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Granny Smiths
Granny Smiths

Old Granny Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Granny smith
Granny smith

Apple Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • Apples are a member of the rose family.
  • It takes about 36 apples to create one gallon of apple cider.
  • Apples contain no fat, sodium or cholesterol and are a good source of fiber.
  • More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United States, but only the crabapple is native to North America.
    • Apple business model: Copy others work Sue others for copying
    Apple business model:

    Copy others work

    Sue others for copying

    Funny Charts,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
        
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    Just before you die, you see your life pass in a flash. Steve Jobs did not experience that Apple does not support flash
    Just before you die, you see your life pass in a flash. Steve Jobs did not experience that

    Apple does not support flash

    Apple Jokes,  Steve Jobs Meme,  
        
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    rip and apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away
    rip

    and apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away

    Steve Jobs Meme,  Steve Jobs Jokes Death,  Steve Jobs Dead Jokes,  
        
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    I find you A-peel-ing!
    I find you

    A-peel-ing!

    Sweet Puns,  Funny Love Notes,  
        
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    If you see an Apple Store get robbed Would you be an I witness?
    If you see an Apple Store get robbed

    Would you be an I witness?

    Memes,  Apple Jokes,  
        
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    So happy with my new Apple Watch with orange wristband
    So happy with my new Apple Watch with orange wristband

    Funny Pictures,  Apple Watch Jokes,  
        
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    Got the apple watch early
    Got the apple watch early

    Memes,  Apple Jokes,  
        
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    Walk into the apple store like
    Walk into the apple store like

    Memes,  Apple Jokes,  Tech Humor,  
        
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    *hits blunt* if apple made a car, would it still have windows?
    *hits blunt*

    if apple made a car, would it still have windows?

    Memes,  Windows Xp Jokes,  
        
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    i had an apple before steve jobs
    i had an apple

    before steve jobs

    Meme,  Steve Jobs Jokes,  Funny Disney Quotes,  
        
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    Bad apple
    Bad apple

    Funny Pictures,  Good Bad Jokes,  
        
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