Arizona Jokes

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Arizona killing it again with the freeway signs

Only sparklers should be lit
Drive sober
Arizona killing it again with the freeway signs

Only sparklers should be lit
Drive sober


Memes,  Funny Highway Signs,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to Arizona

Where's your green card and birth certificate Mr. "President"
Welcome to Arizona

Where's your green card and birth certificate Mr. "President"


Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  
    
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Arizona

The hell with scorpians and snakes, it's the plants that will get you
Arizona

The hell with scorpians and snakes, it's the plants that will get you


Demotivational Posters,  Jokes About Arizona,  Top Ten Best Jokes  
    
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Salt use in most of the country

Salt use in Arizona
Salt use in most of the country

Salt use in Arizona


Memes,  Jokes About Arizona,  Funny Snow Sayings  
    
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Yo momma so fat she was Miss 

Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she was Miss

Arizona -- class Battleship


Memes,  Ur Momma Jokes,  So Fat Jokes  
    
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Oh you have gold teeth, Gold chains, gold on you wrist and gold on your fingers, you must be from...

Phoenix!!!!
Oh you have gold teeth, Gold chains, gold on you wrist and gold on your fingers, you must be from...

Phoenix!!!!


Jokes About Arizona,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Gold Puns,  
    
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Q: Why are the children the ones being hardest hit by immigration reform in Arizona?

A: Because parents now have to start raising their own children now!


Good Childrens Jokes,  Immigrant Jokes,  Jokes About Parents  
    
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Come to Arizona they said

It's a dry heat, they said

Only in Arizona
Come to Arizona they said

It's a dry heat, they said

Only in Arizona


Jokes About Arizona,  Hot Jokes,  Heat Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the Arizona female say after sex?

A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!


Jokes About Arizona,  
    
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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Arizona?

A: No one would look for them.


Offensive Girl Jokes,  Jokes About Arizona  
    
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Q: How do you stop an Arizona fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in USC red!


Wife Beater Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  Battered Wife Jokes  
    
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Q: Why are officials in Arizona still waiting to implement their landmark immigration reform?

A: Because officials want to make sure their pools were clean and their lawns were mowed before signing!


Swimming Pool Jokes,  Grass Jokes  
    
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Arizona?

A: They cause too much brain damage!


University Jokes,  Dumb Insults,  Dumb Person Jokes,  
    
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Q: What are the best four years of an Arizona Wildcats life?

A: Third grade


Dumb Insults,  University Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes  
    
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Q: What do Arizona and Arizona State students have in common?

A: They both got in to Arizona State


Arizona State Jokes,  Riddles And Jokes  
    
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