Arrested Jokes

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Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy 4 hours later:
Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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My friend was arrested for public intoxication and somehow he pulled this off
My friend was arrested for public intoxication and somehow he pulled this off

Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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cop: ever been convicted before? dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone cop: where? dog: in your mom cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy
cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy

Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Obama: "I used to be the presid..." Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"
Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"

Memes,  President Jokes,  Jokes About Obama,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home" 8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long" 4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son Guy: For what?! Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol

Memes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.
A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.

Memes,  White House Jokes,  
    
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cop: describe w ur looking for lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt cop: alright hands behind your back
cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back

Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Cardiac Arrest
Cardiac Arrest

Heart Jokes,  Heart Attack Jokes,  Anatomy Puns,  
    
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Says the earth moves Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest
Says the earth moves

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest

Earth Jokes,  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.
When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets.

I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.

Zinc Jokes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Crime Jokes,  
    
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How is a one armed criminal Handcuffed?
How is a one armed criminal

Handcuffed?

Criminal Jokes,  One Arm Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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a woman was arrested at jfk for attempting to smuggle a half pound of in her ina
a woman was arrested at jfk for attempting to smuggle a half pound of in her ina

Memes,  
    
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