Arrested Jokes

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cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy
cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"
Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"


Memes,  President Jokes,  Jokes About Obama,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol


Memes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.
A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.

Memes,  White House Jokes,  
    
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cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back
cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Says the earth moves 

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest
Says the earth moves

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest


Earth Jokes,  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. 

I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.
When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets.

I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.


Zinc Jokes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Crime Jokes,  
    
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How is a one armed criminal 

Handcuffed?
How is a one armed criminal

Handcuffed?


Criminal Jokes,  One Arm Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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a woman was arrested at jfk for attempting to smuggle a half pound of  in her ina
a woman was arrested at jfk for attempting to smuggle a half pound of in her ina

Memes,  
    
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chicago teen arrested after calling 911 and asking "where the  at?"
chicago teen arrested after calling 911 and asking "where the at?"

Funny Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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man arrested for breaking into mes and tickling butt les
man arrested for breaking into mes and tickling butt les

Funny Jokes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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