Arrested Jokes

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My uber driver trippin
My uber driver trippin

Memes,  Uber Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested
Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested


Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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He gon be out in three days
He gon be out in three days

Memes,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  
    
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Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:
Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:


Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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My friend was arrested for public intoxication and somehow he pulled this off
My friend was arrested for public intoxication and somehow he pulled this off

Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy
cop: ever been convicted before?

dog: yea did 3 years for burying a bone

cop: where?

dog: in your mom

cop: this isnt a ing joke fluffy


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"
Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"


Memes,  President Jokes,  Jokes About Obama,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol


Memes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.
A man wearing a Pikachu hat got arrested for jumpin the White House fence, claims there was a Bolbasaur.

Memes,  White House Jokes,  
    
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cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back
cop: describe w ur looking for

lady: srt, energetic, yellow, cute

cop: ma'am this better not be a pokemon

lady: ...ability to attack with thunderbolt

cop: alright hands behind your back


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Says the earth moves 

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest
Says the earth moves

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest


Earth Jokes,  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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