Ash Wednesday Jokes

 – 45 total
A Catholic guide to ashes

The first in line

The blob

The hasty

Rorschach

Father's revenge

The mini

The hipster

Load toner

The Hindu

The Franciscan
A Catholic guide to ashes

The first in line

The blob

The hasty

Rorschach

Father's revenge

The mini

The hipster

Load toner

The Hindu

The Franciscan


Memes,  Ash Wednesday Memes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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when the priest knows you're a e and it's ash wednesday
when the priest knows you're a e and it's ash wednesday

Memes,  Ash Wednesday Meme,  
    
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One does not simply

Wash off the cross untill the whole world and Facebook has seen it
One does not simply

Wash off the cross untill the whole world and Facebook has seen it


Ash Wednesday Meme,  One Does Not Simply Meme,  
    
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Intentionally wear dirt on face

Call other religions "silly"
Intentionally wear dirt on face

Call other religions "silly"


Ash Wednesday Memes,  Catholic Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Today was Ash Wednesday and I was  running late to class

I smeared the ashes of my cigarette on my forehead and told my professor I stopped at church before class so I could be excuses for being late
Today was Ash Wednesday and I was running late to class

I smeared the ashes of my cigarette on my forehead and told my professor I stopped at church before class so I could be excuses for being late


Ash Wednesday Memes,  Late Jokes,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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Is there shomething on my forehead?

Why do you ash?
Is there shomething on my forehead?

Why do you ash?


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Forehead Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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Have a Poketastic

Ash Wednesday
Have a Poketastic

Ash Wednesday


Ash Wednesday Memes,  Pokemon Puns,  
    
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I'm so happy

That they celebrate Ash Wednesday
I'm so happy

That they celebrate Ash Wednesday


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Pokemon Humor,  
    
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Comes home from Ash Wednesday mass

Wipes itchy forehead
Comes home from Ash Wednesday mass

Wipes itchy forehead


Ash Wednesday Memes,  Itch Jokes,  Forehead Jokes,  
    
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Gets ashes on Ash Wednesday

Ashes actually look like a cross
Gets ashes on Ash Wednesday

Ashes actually look like a cross


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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"Am I pretty?"

Uhmm... You're catholic!
"Am I pretty?"

Uhmm... You're catholic!


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Offensive Catholic Jokes,  Anti Religion Jokes,  
    
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Told UPS driver he had dirt on his face

Ash Wednesday
Told UPS driver he had dirt on his face

Ash Wednesday


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Ups Jokes,  Socially Awkward Penguin Meme,  
    
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Ash Wednesday only one full meal?

Eucharist
Ash Wednesday only one full meal?

Eucharist


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Eating Jokes,  Insanity Wolf Meme,  
    
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Boys its Ash Wednesday you know what that means

Fasting and abstinence
Fasting and abstinence
Boys its Ash Wednesday you know what that means

Fasting and abstinence
Fasting and abstinence


Ash Wednesday Memes,  Penguin Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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