Ashton Kutcher Jokes

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Still waiting for Aston Kutcher to announce he Punk'd the entire country with the 2016 election
Still waiting for Aston Kutcher to announce he Punk'd the entire country with the 2016 election

Memes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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How many kids do you have?

Three.

Which one is your favorite, Ashton?
How many kids do you have?

Three.

Which one is your favorite, Ashton?


Bruce Willis Meme,  Zach Galifianakis Jokes,  
    
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Mila Kunis' first kiss was Ashton Kutcher on that 70s show at 14. Now she's 31 and having his baby. Life is amazing.
Mila Kunis' first kiss was Ashton Kutcher on that 70s show at 14. Now she's 31 and having his baby. Life is amazing.

Memes,  Kissing Jokes,  Funny Kissing Facts,  
    
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How many kids do you have?

Three.

Which one is your favorite. Ashton?
How many kids do you have?

Three.

Which one is your favorite. Ashton?


Funny Jokes,  Zach Galifianakis Quotes,  
    
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why do you always wear hats

es love hats
why do you always wear hats

es love hats


Memes,  Justin Timberlake Jokes,  Stupid Insults  
    
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Q: What does Ashton Kutcher consider to be safe sex?

A: When Demi Moore is out of town!


Qa Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  
    
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Q: How is Southwest Airlines capitalizing on Ashton Kutcher's infidelity woes?

A: By introducing a special Ashton Kutcher rate where mistresses fly free!


Mistress Jokes,  Flying Jokes,  Airplane Jokes  
    
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Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?

A: Sometimes it's named 'Ashton Kutcher', and you know its crap!


Judge Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  
    
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Q: What does Ashton Kutcher's asshole and his mouth have in common?

A: They both produce the same shit!


Qa Jokes,  
    
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Ashton Kutcher has been chosen as a replacement actor for Two and a Half Men. When did they fire the kid?

I heard Ashton Kutcher has an 8 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Demi Moore.


Actor Jokes,  
    
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Q: What corporations will Ashton Kutcher now secretly endorse on his laptop?

A: Trojan, Motel 6, Lavalife, Adultfriendfinder, AshleyMadison!


Laptop Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  
    
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Q: How did Ashton Kutcher get a bottle of "Tiger Blood"?

A: He threw Charlie Sheen a grenade!


Charlie Sheen Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Funniest Short Jokes  
    
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Q: Why doesn't Demi Moore shop at the fish market?

A: Because Ashton is always bringing home crabs!


Funny Std Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  
    
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Q: Why is Demi Moore becoming increasingly angry with her husband, Ashton Kutcher?

A: Because he still hasn't taken his Match.com profile down!


Angry Jokes,  Husband Jokes,  Jokes About Websites,  
    
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Q: Why is Ashton Kutcher so pale?

A: Because theres no light in the closet!


Closet Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  
    
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