Ashy Feet Jokes

Have you ever seen someone’s feet are so ashy they look like they were kickboxing with powder or even moon walking through flour? Their feet look like they’ve never met a bottle of lotion they like. You ever go to church on Sunday and see someone in the pew ahead of you with open toe shoes or sling backs on shuffling their feet because they know their feet are ashy.

Survival 101 teaches you that if you’re ever stranded and get cold you can rub two ashy feet together to start a fire. That may be the only thing that they’re good for. We’ve searched the Internet and found funniest ashy feet jokes we could find. Take some time to browse around, be sure to caption it (kappit), rate and share with friends.