Asian Eye Jokes

How do you think a teacher feels when they see an Asian kid in class sitting extremely still, but they’re not sure if they’re awake or sleep? Have you ever wondered if you could blindfold someone with Asian eyes with a shoelace? Or maybe even dental floss? Most importantly you wonder can they see everything straight and clearly since their eyes are so small and slanted? These are all things at least some of you have wondered and most likely have a joke for.

Here we have the best collection of Asian eye jokes on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!