Astronaut Jokes

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Record for Standing long jump is 11.4 feet? 

What a large leap
Record for Standing long jump is 11.4 feet?

What a large leap


Long Jump Jokes,  Space Jokes,  
    
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The world record long jump is 8.95 meters?

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Long Jump Jokes,  Athletics Jokes,  
    
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You had your wisdom teeth pulled? 

I walked on the moon
You had your wisdom teeth pulled?

I walked on the moon


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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You took a cross country road trip?

It must have been hard being that far from home
You took a cross country road trip?

It must have been hard being that far from home


Nasa Jokes,  Road Trip Jokes,  
    
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This is why NASA's rockets

Kept blowing up, the astronauts were too heavy because of these! Oh, they had fries with it, too!
This is why NASA's rockets

Kept blowing up, the astronauts were too heavy because of these! Oh, they had fries with it, too!


Picard Meme (theme),  Nasa Jokes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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youre pne has more computing power than apollo 11? 

i dont see you on the ing moon
youre pne has more computing power than apollo 11?

i dont see you on the ing moon


Smartphone Jokes,  Phone Jokes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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me on job applications vs. me in real life
me on job applications vs. me in real life

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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You went rock climbing? 

That's cute
You went rock climbing?

That's cute


Rock Climbing Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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When bae says she needs some space
When bae says she needs some space

Smart Alec Jokes,  Space Puns,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full!
Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full!


Moon Puns,  Full Moon Jokes,  
    
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This carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly
This carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly

Memes,  Carrot Jokes,  
    
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Didn't wanna miss a thing

Missed it
Didn't wanna miss a thing

Missed it


Bruce Willis Meme,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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You saw a full moon?

That must have been quite the sight
You saw a full moon?

That must have been quite the sight


Full Moon Jokes,  Jokes And Funny Pictures,  
    
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Am I technically

Mooning NASA??
Am I technically

Mooning NASA??


Memes,  Moon Puns,  
    
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when you're high af and buying snacks
when you're high af and buying snacks

Memes,  High Af,  High Jokes,  
    
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