Astronomy Puns

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This should be the only bumper sticker you're allowed to have if you drive a Saturn...

My other ride is Uranus
This should be the only bumper sticker you're allowed to have if you drive a Saturn...

My other ride is Uranus


Saturn Jokes,  Uranus Jokes,  Planet Jokes,  
    
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Moon Jokes,  Saturn Jokes,  Walking Jokes,  
    
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I'm afraid you have humans.
I'm afraid you have humans.

Saturn Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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Saturn

Undefeated solar system hula hoop champ
Saturn

Undefeated solar system hula hoop champ


Saturn Jokes,  Planet Humor,  Astronomy Jokes,  
    
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I'll be said when Saturn leaves Scorpio

Said no one ever
I'll be said when Saturn leaves Scorpio

Said no one ever


Saturn Jokes,  Astronomy Jokes,  Scorpio Quotes,  
    
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mars: i'm wet

nasa: i'm coming over
mars: i'm wet

nasa: i'm coming over


Memes,  Mars Jokes,  
    
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I just think we need some space...
I just think we need some space...

Funny Jokes,  Space Puns,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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Where is a fish in orbit? 

Trouter space
Where is a fish in orbit?

Trouter space


Meme,  Worst Jokes Ever,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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What type of songs do the planets sing?

Nep-tunes!
What type of songs do the planets sing?

Nep-tunes!


Funny Jokes,  Neptune Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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There was a once an astronaut who could not focus

He had problems spacing out
There was a once an astronaut who could not focus

He had problems spacing out


Memes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The Milky Way !


Milky Way Jokes,  Cow Jokes,  Space Puns,  Space Jokes For Kids,  
    
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.


Star Jokes,  American Dream Jokes,  Some Funny Ecards  
    
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I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.


Funny Ecards For Her,  Funny Rotten Ecards,  Witty One Liner  
    
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A politician who had been an astronomer was always saying 'no comet'.

Politician Jokes,  Astronomy Jokes  
    
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