Attorney Jokes

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If Curry would have hit me with that mouthpiece, I would have went to my attorney like
If Curry would have hit me with that mouthpiece, I would have went to my attorney like

Memes,  Steph Curry Meme,  Nba Funny Moments,  
    
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"We're being sued for filing a frivolous lawsuit!"
"We're being sued for filing a frivolous lawsuit!"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"
"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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'Saul Werman, Attorney at Law... I got a call from someone in need of 'wegal wepwesentation?''
'Saul Werman, Attorney at Law... I got a call from someone in need of 'wegal wepwesentation?''

Legal Jokes,  Principal Jokes,  
    
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I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the "Dutch sandwich." And I'm not even making that up. 

So.... That would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys.

Yeah... Their sandwich has a less appealing name.
I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the "Dutch sandwich." And I'm not even making that up.

So.... That would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys.

Yeah... Their sandwich has a less appealing name.


Tax Jokes,  Corporations Jokes,  
    
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I should be a divorce attorney
I should be a divorce attorney

Memes,  Ashley Madison Meme,  I Should Buy A Boat Cat,  
    
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Divorce attorneys when they head about the Ashley Madison hack
Divorce attorneys when they head about the Ashley Madison hack

Memes,  Ashley Madison Meme,  
    
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I am happy the people on Ashley Madison were revealed as cheaters

Not because of some high moral code
I am happy the people on Ashley Madison were revealed as cheaters

Not because of some high moral code


Memes,  Cheater Meme,  Divorce Jokes,  
    
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Can't afford a bankruptcy attorney

Got qualified for a loan
Can't afford a bankruptcy attorney

Got qualified for a loan


Memes,  Bankruptcy Jokes,  
    
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you sir

are in for a  of a
you sir

are in for a of a


Memes,  Casey Anthony Meme,  Casey Anthony Jokes,  
    
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First black U.S. attorney general

Also first attorney general found in criminal contempt of congress
First black U.S. attorney general

Also first attorney general found in criminal contempt of congress


Memes,  Eric Holder Meme,  Eric Jokes,  
    
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if youre not happy with your marriage, maybe you suld look for a divorce attorney and not a sideline e.
if youre not happy with your marriage, maybe you suld look for a divorce attorney and not a sideline e.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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Joseph Gordon Levitt was also the name of the group of attorneys who handled my first divorce.
Joseph Gordon Levitt was also the name of the group of attorneys who handled my first divorce.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Divorce Ecards,  
    
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Being a lawyer

Expectations

Objection!

Reality
Being a lawyer

Expectations

Objection!

Reality


Lawyer Humor,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  Reality Jokes,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Really Funny One Liners,  Court Humor,  Court Jokes,  
    
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