Auburn Jokes

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Friends don't let friends wear orange
Friends don't let friends wear orange

Georgia Bulldogs Jokes,  Auburn Tigers Jokes,  

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Yo Auburn I hear you like spring, summer, and fall

So I put a spring, summer, and fall inside your winter
Yo Auburn I hear you like spring, summer, and fall

So I put a spring, summer, and fall inside your winter

Meme,  Spring Jokes,  

What do you get when you put 32 Auburn cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Funny Cheerleader Jokes,  Jokes About Teeth,  

How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

Theres tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

Good Girlfriend Jokes,  Athlete Jokes  

What does the average Auburn player get on his SATs?


Funny Exam Jokes,  Athlete Jokes  

Q: Why is an Auburn sorority girl like a door knob?

A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

Social Jokes,  Door Jokes,  Society Jokes,  Jokes About Girls,  

Two AUBURN grads were out hunting when a bird flew overhead and made a deposit on one of them.

The first AUBURN grad says, You want me to run back to the trailer park and get some tissue?

The second one says, Dont bother. That bird will be long gone by the time you get back.

Bird Humor,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes,  Jokes About Stupid People,  

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Top 10 Signs You're An Auburn fan

1. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

2. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

3. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

4. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

5. Your house doesnt have curtains, but your truck does.

6. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

7. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

8. You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

9. If you refer to the fifth grade as, your senior year.

10. Youve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.

Fan Jokes,  Top 10 Jokes,  Best College Jokes,  

Q: How do you get an Auburn Graduate off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza!

Food Jokes,  Pizza Puns,  Best Jokes One Liners  

Q: How do you break an Auburn guy's finger?

A: Punch him in the nose.

Hand Jokes,  Fight Puns,  Best Jokes One Liners  

Q. What is the definition of safe sex down at Auburn?

A. Placing a sign on the animals that kick...

Adult Animal Jokes  

Q: What was the first thing the Auburn graduate said to the LSU graduate after getting his degree?

A: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please?

Graduation Puns,  Food Puns  

Q: What do you call an Auburn football player with a championship ring?

A: A thief!

Auburn Tigers Jokes,  College Football Jokes  

Q. What's the best road sign in Auburn?

A. Tuscaloosa - 120 miles

Alabama Jokes,  Best Joke List  

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Auburn Tiger campus?

A. An undergraduate degree.

Auburn Tigers Jokes,  Alabama Jokes  

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