A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, So, I bet youre an AUBURN fan.
The first man says enthusiastically, Why yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks? The second fellow says, No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.
An Auburn Tigers fan and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Auburn fan slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Auburn fan said "We Tigers never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the Crimson Tide fan, "Your turn"... And the Crimson Tide fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.