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dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year.  my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging. 

thanks,
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year. my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging.

thanks,


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Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need
Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need

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My skinny friend told me that sometimes she "forgets" to eat! 

Is that possible? 

Well the next time I bump into her I'm going to lick her face in case it's contagious.
My skinny friend told me that sometimes she "forgets" to eat!

Is that possible?

Well the next time I bump into her I'm going to lick her face in case it's contagious.


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What's with this sign? 

Women work all the time. 

Men have to put a sign up.
What's with this sign?

Women work all the time.

Men have to put a sign up.


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Logging onto Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.
Logging onto Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.

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The biggest criminals in the world are the people in charge of filling up potato chip packets.
The biggest criminals in the world are the people in charge of filling up potato chip packets.

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i'm not fat. 

i'm just so freakin' sexy it overflows.
i'm not fat.

i'm just so freakin' sexy it overflows.


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I wish my bank account filled up as fast as my Laundry basket.
I wish my bank account filled up as fast as my Laundry basket.

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All the Coffee in Colombia wouldn't make me a morning person!
All the Coffee in Colombia wouldn't make me a morning person!

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Everyone has a family 'tree'

...But I have a cactus full of pricks.
Everyone has a family 'tree'

...But I have a cactus full of pricks.


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Dear Diamonds,

We all know who is really a girl's best friend...

chocolate cake.
Dear Diamonds,

We all know who is really a girl's best friend...

chocolate cake.


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I've started a new anger management technique

...I avoid people who p*ss me off
I've started a new anger management technique

...I avoid people who p*ss me off


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I feel like such a failure.  I've been shopping for over 40 years and I still don't have anything to wear.
I feel like such a failure. I've been shopping for over 40 years and I still don't have anything to wear.

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Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets?

I'd be happy to find intelligent life in this office first.
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets?

I'd be happy to find intelligent life in this office first.


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Beautiful people and ugly people basically look the same by 80.  

So us uglies have just got to hang on in there.
Beautiful people and ugly people basically look the same by 80.

So us uglies have just got to hang on in there.


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