Aunty Acid Quotes

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You know in every family you have that favorite person who’s either the sister of your mom or dad who says some of the craziest things you have ever heard. So when you step into this area of the extravagant oasis that is kappit you will come across some the most popular viral funny aunty acid quotes, meme and jokes from all over the Internet. Take a gander at some comical photos, television stills, cartoons, cartoon panels, stills, photo shopped images with punch lines and puns with captions and text that leave with a neck brace from all those double takes.

While you reach for the bib under neck from drooling with laughter of the hilarity that is aunty acid, feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share these on that social media thing and share them with those people you call your family and friends, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently keeping it fresh with the memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again and again.
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year.  my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging. 

thanks,
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year. my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging.

thanks,


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Some people speak so much crap it's difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
Some people speak so much crap it's difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

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Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever  for Christmas...

I woke up in a box.
Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas...

I woke up in a box.


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Dear LOL, 

Thanks for being there when I'm stuck for something to say.
Dear LOL,

Thanks for being there when I'm stuck for something to say.


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I have a perfect body. 

It's your vision that's defective.
KAPPITS (1)
Voe: I wanna share this
I have a perfect body.

It's your vision that's defective.


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Rise? 

...If I must

Shine?

...It ain't freakin' happening
Rise?

...If I must

Shine?

...It ain't freakin' happening


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Cartoons 

The only place you can wear the same clothes every day & nobody cares
Cartoons

The only place you can wear the same clothes every day & nobody cares


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Beauty sleep is a lie. Everyone looks like crap when they first wake up.
Beauty sleep is a lie. Everyone looks like crap when they first wake up.

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I've learned so much from my mistakes

I'm thinking of making a few more.
I've learned so much from my mistakes

I'm thinking of making a few more.


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If being awesome was a crime, I'd be wearing orange right now and serving a life sentence.
If being awesome was a crime, I'd be wearing orange right now and serving a life sentence.

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I'm only one step away from being rich. 

All I need now is the freakin' money.
I'm only one step away from being rich.

All I need now is the freakin' money.


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My sister has got the best sister in the world.
My sister has got the best sister in the world.

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The cleaning fairy is on strike, clean up your own freakin' mess until further notice!
KAPPITS (1)
Jessica: 123
The cleaning fairy is on strike, clean up your own freakin' mess until further notice!

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I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself yet still think I'm better than everyone else
I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself yet still think I'm better than everyone else

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Honestly, I'm an angel. The horns are just there so my halo sits straight.
Honestly, I'm an angel. The horns are just there so my halo sits straight.

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