Aunty Acid Sayings

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Aunty acid sayingsBugger global warming- I'm cold now
Older people are usually pretty sassy and quit witted and Aunty Acid is no different. You may not have known her name, but you’ve seen her face on countless memes with some of the funniest sayings you’ve probably ever heard.

She probably shows up on your Facebook feed daily with some witty commentary that’s almost always seem to apply to your current mood. Aunty acid may be up there in age but she’s not grandma level she’s more like your grandma’s little sister or your moms older sister that’s seen a lot and had a lot of life experience and she’s not bitter just very blunt about daily life.

Here you will find the funniest collection of aunty acid sayings on the Internet and we’re always adding more. Be sure to check them out, share and enjoy!
60 comes with new skills

You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!!!
60 comes with new skills

You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!!!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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Health fanatics are going to feel stupid someday...

Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Health fanatics are going to feel stupid someday...

Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.


Memes,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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the best part of the day is when you can take off your bra.
the best part of the day is when you can take off your bra.

Funny Jokes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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it's funny w the fight between the brain and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
it's funny w the fight between the brain and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Facts,  
    
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I wasn't made for winter.

I want my flip-flops!
I wasn't made for winter.

I want my flip-flops!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Winter Images,  
    
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Some people speak so much crap it's difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
Some people speak so much crap it's difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Funny Jokes,  Stupid People Quotes,  
    
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Sometimes I wish my head was like an 'Etch a sketch'. So I could shake my head and start over again.
Sometimes I wish my head was like an 'Etch a sketch'. So I could shake my head and start over again.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy and innocent...

...Oh for heaven's sake! Stop laughing.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy and innocent...

...Oh for heaven's sake! Stop laughing.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  Aunty Acid Pictures,  
    
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I'm going to solve my money worries by opening a joint account...

...With someone who has lots of money.
I'm going to solve my money worries by opening a joint account...

...With someone who has lots of money.


Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Funny Sayings,  
    
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I'm not always right, but I'm never, ever, wrong.
I'm not always right, but I'm never, ever, wrong.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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I love sleep. 

My life has a tendancy to fall apart when I'm awake.
I love sleep.

My life has a tendancy to fall apart when I'm awake.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sleep Quotes,  Aunty Acid Pictures,  
    
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I'm smiling because finally, you've all driven me insane!
I'm smiling because finally, you've all driven me insane!

Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid,  
    
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My brother has got the best sister in the world!
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twig arms: is a faggit
My brother has got the best sister in the world!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Brother Jokes,  
    
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I think I'm emotionally constipated

I haven't given a crap all week.
I think I'm emotionally constipated

I haven't given a crap all week.


Funny Jokes,  Hilariously,  
    
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.

Cookies, you're coming to my room.
I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.

Cookies, you're coming to my room.


Funny Jokes,  Cute Food Jokes,  
    
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