Australian Jokes One Liners

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If you say "good eye might" in an American accent...

...Are you actually saying "good day mate" in Australian?
If you say "good eye might" in an American accent...

...Are you actually saying "good day mate" in Australian?


Accent Jokes,  Funny Australian Facts,  
    
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An Australian is someone who thinks that the three major political parties in Australia are Labour, Liberal and Cocktail.
An Australian is someone who thinks that the three major political parties in Australia are Labour, Liberal and Cocktail.

Australia Jokes,  Political Jokes,  
    
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an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"
an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Bar Jokes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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You know you're Australian when, you call McDonald's Maccas.
You know you're Australian when, you call McDonald's Maccas.

Great Aussie Jokes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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You know you're Australian when you go shopping and see kangaroos.
You know you're Australian when you go shopping and see kangaroos.

Kangaroo Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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You know you're Australian when this guy is a regular visitor and you don't care
You know you're Australian when this guy is a regular visitor and you don't care

Spider Humor,  Funny Facts About Australia,  
    
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Sydney Australia?

Insult AFL
Sydney Australia?

Insult AFL


Memes,  Afl Jokes,  
    
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Hugh Jackman

The only Australian man who can play a Canadian while making the world think he's American
Hugh Jackman

The only Australian man who can play a Canadian while making the world think he's American


Demotivational Posters,  Hugh Jackman Meme,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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dropbears

straya
dropbears

straya


Memes,  Koala Bear Meme,  
    
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The moment you realise 

Your mates have teamed up against you
The moment you realise

Your mates have teamed up against you


Funny Jokes,  Video Games Memes,  
    
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Awake before America

Britain: Filtering Australia's nonsense without fuss
Awake before America

Britain: Filtering Australia's nonsense without fuss


Meme,  America Funny,  
    
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Meanwhile in Austrailia
Meanwhile in Austrailia

Meme,  Australia Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke  
    
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Greetings!

From Nyah west
Greetings!

From Nyah west


Funny Pictures,  Australia Jokes,  Rotten Teeth Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to Australia

Where crocodiles swim in your street
Welcome to Australia

Where crocodiles swim in your street


Australian Jokes,  Funny Country Quotes,  Crocodile Jokes  
    
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