Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at
When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at

Memes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it
Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.
If you're looking for someone to drive over the curb while making a right hand turn at a stop sign, I'm your girl.

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy
when somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light

you raggedy


Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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When years of playing Tetris finally pays off
When years of playing Tetris finally pays off

Memes,  Tetris Jokes,  Video Game Humor,  
    
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She either got divorced or got married to Groot.
She either got divorced or got married to Groot.

Meme,  Family Photo Fail,  Divorce Humor,  
    
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Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car
Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on
Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm not obsessed with my car!

Also me:
Me: I'm not obsessed with my car!

Also me:


Memes,  Car Memes,  Car Humor,  
    
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Me acting casual like it didn't just take me 7 tries to parallel park my car
Me acting casual like it didn't just take me 7 tries to parallel park my car

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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Me if these gas prices don't go back down
Me if these gas prices don't go back down

Memes,  Gas Prices Jokes,  
    
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Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:
Me: This has should last me the whole week

The gas:


Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.
If my blinkers are on.. I'm not asking to merge.. I'm telling you, I'm bouta get in front of you. It's not an option. We can crash if you want.

Memes,  Funny Car Quotes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning
How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning

Memes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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Who wore it better?
Who wore it better?

Memes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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