Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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When you realize it was the car next to you overheating and making weird noises and not yours
When you realize it was the car next to you overheating and making weird noises and not yours

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  Robert Downey Jr Meme,  
    
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Me trying to build my dream Jeep
Me trying to build my dream Jeep

Memes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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When your friend tries to impress you with his car...

But you're not because he still lives with his parents
When your friend tries to impress you with his car...

But you're not because he still lives with his parents


Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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When they slam on the brakes and ask if you good
When they slam on the brakes and ask if you good

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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I was finally able to save enough money up

To buy a Hellcat Charger
I was finally able to save enough money up

To buy a Hellcat Charger


Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Car Puns,  
    
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i'm pretty sure this license plate on pennsylvania avenue means exactly what i think it means
i'm pretty sure this license plate on pennsylvania avenue means exactly what i think it means

Memes,  Good Inside Jokes,  Funny Personalized License Plates,  
    
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The scariest pumpkin

Of all time
The scariest pumpkin

Of all time


Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  
    
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when your car breaks down and you ain't know jack  about cars so you just sit there on the side of the road like
when your car breaks down and you ain't know jack about cars so you just sit there on the side of the road like

Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  
    
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When you want to hear your new exhaust from the outside but you won't want anyone else to drive your car
When you want to hear your new exhaust from the outside but you won't want anyone else to drive your car

Memes,  Vin Diesel Jokes,  
    
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Thank God for your sign! Was totally about to smash into your minivan but then read about your tiny human and decided to drive safely.
Thank God for your sign! Was totally about to smash into your minivan but then read about your tiny human and decided to drive safely.

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Funny Baby Slogans,  
    
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When your grandma says she got you something for your car.
When your grandma says she got you something for your car.

Memes,  Grandma Jokes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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Whats the retail on one of those?

More than you can afford....
Whats the retail on one of those?

More than you can afford....


Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  
    
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people w park like  are no longer intimidated by notes, time to escalate to zip ties.
people w park like are no longer intimidated by notes, time to escalate to zip ties.

Memes,  Funny Parking Images,  Practical Joke,  
    
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