Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they'r in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips
Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they'r in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips

Memes,  Truck Humor,  
    
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When I enter a school zone going 120mph Are ya ready kids?
When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.
How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.

Memes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Truck driver looking at u at stoplights
Truck driver looking at u at stoplights

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.
I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  Driving Humor,  
    
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People who back into parking spots just want attention
People who back into parking spots just want attention

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you
When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you

Memes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Next up on the pole, it's Sierra
Next up on the pole, it's Sierra

Memes,  Truck Humor,  Funny Car Accident,  
    
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My car is so dramatic like do you REALLY need gas???
My car is so dramatic like do you REALLY need gas???

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Mechanics when women pull up for an oil change
Mechanics when women pull up for an oil change

Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle you'll be okay dramatic
when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle

you'll be okay dramatic

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

Memes,  Body Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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I need this in my life
I need this in my life

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Light Jokes,  
    
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A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway
A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business
If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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