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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Omg: Hello
I have a flat tire. I should've brought Omg: Hello
Memes, Vegetable Puns, Flat Tire Jokes,
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got pulled over for distracted driving. i was eating ice cream cake on a paper plate. what was i supposed to do> let it melt? you sick ?
Memes, Funny Driving Quotes, Healthy Eating Jokes,
Memes, Funny Driving Quotes, Healthy Eating Jokes,
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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him
Memes, Country Music Jokes, Truck Humor,
Memes, Country Music Jokes, Truck Humor,
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Nobody;
Chrysler 300 owners acting like they drive a Bentley:
Memes, Winnie The Pooh Jokes, Funny Car Jokes,
Chrysler 300 owners acting like they drive a Bentley:
Memes, Winnie The Pooh Jokes, Funny Car Jokes,
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Lmfao girls who drive like this go about 20 miles over, does abrupt stops, and whips it when they turn but never gets pulled over
Memes, Driving Jokes One Liners,
Memes, Driving Jokes One Liners,
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The dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration fo independence
Memes, Be Like, Annoying Jokes,
Memes, Be Like, Annoying Jokes,
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Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas
Memes, Old Car Jokes,
Memes, Old Car Jokes,
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Car salesman: *Slaps roof of minivan*
This bad boy can fit so much friggin crumbs in it
Memes, Car Salesman Jokes,
This bad boy can fit so much friggin crumbs in it
Memes, Car Salesman Jokes,
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Uber: "I/m in a blue Honda Civic."
Me: "Ok"
Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"
Memes, Uber Jokes, Honda Jokes,
Me: "Ok"
Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"
Memes, Uber Jokes, Honda Jokes,
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When you realize that the only reason you get bad gas mileage is because you keep flooring it all the time
I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!
Memes, Funny Car Quotes, Funny Driving Quotes,
I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!
Memes, Funny Car Quotes, Funny Driving Quotes,
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