Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Your fidget spinner

My fidget spinner
Your fidget spinner

My fidget spinner


Memes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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This guy came to Autozone today said he wrecked his two Prius's so he welded the non wrecked parts together and made 6 door car
This guy came to Autozone today said he wrecked his two Prius's so he welded the non wrecked parts together and made 6 door car

Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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When someone touches your neck.
When someone touches your neck.

Memes,  Truck Humor,  Body Parts Jokes,  
    
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*Watches Tokyo Drift once*
*Watches Tokyo Drift once*

Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"
"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"

Memes,  House Jokes,  
    
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When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift
When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm pretty positive I just passed Bernie Sanders whipping around an Audi R8
I'm pretty positive I just passed Bernie Sanders whipping around an Audi R8

Memes,  Bernie Sanders Meme,  
    
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Now that's an appropriate paint job for this car
Now that's an appropriate paint job for this car

Memes,  Smart Car Meme,  
    
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When your car starts making noises but you pretend that everything is fine
When your car starts making noises but you pretend that everything is fine

Memes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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When it's been 7 business days and your car parts haven't arrived yet

Where are they?!?!
When it's been 7 business days and your car parts haven't arrived yet

Where are they?!?!


Memes,  Batman Meme,  
    
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When your car starts making weird noises but you aren't even surprised anymore
When your car starts making weird noises but you aren't even surprised anymore

Memes,  Kanye West Memes,  
    
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Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last
Me: I should probably drive slow, don't want to get pulled over

Also me: if u ain't first ur last


Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When you were a screw up your whole life, but somehow made it
When you were a screw up your whole life, but somehow made it

Memes,  Funny Personalized License Plates,  Rich People Jokes,  
    
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"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700
"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700

Memes,  Chris Brown Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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if you ever feel like a piece of  just remember that people actually buy these french fry lders for their car
if you ever feel like a piece of just remember that people actually buy these french fry lders for their car

Memes,  French Fry Jokes,  Uplifting Jokes,  
    
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