Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Hey car people what does the garbage can about to shoot itself in the head warning light mean?
Hey car people what does the garbage can about to shoot itself in the head warning light mean?

Memes,  Funny Stupid Questions,  
    
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Parking on campus
Parking on campus

Memes,  Funny Parking,  College Humor,  
    
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Shorty damn near just had me question how I pump gas
Shorty damn near just had me question how I pump gas

Memes,  Gas Station Meme,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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The car we used to draw in kindergarten actually exists
The car we used to draw in kindergarten actually exists

Memes,  Funny Car Pictures,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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How you feel after changing a flat tire alone for the first time
How you feel after changing a flat tire alone for the first time

Memes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  Conor Mcgregor Meme,  
    
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They've got'r all washed up, gassed up...and waitin' out behind the courthouse.
They've got'r all washed up, gassed up...and waitin' out behind the courthouse.

Memes,  Ford Truck Jokes,  Oj Simpson Jokes,  
    
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Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humour. Yes, It's a Ferrari.
Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humour. Yes, It's a Ferrari.

Memes,  Exotic Cars,  Joke Asian,  
    
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Perfect plates don't exi-
Perfect plates don't exi-

Memes,  Funny Personalized License Plates,  
    
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Her: I think you're obsessed with your car.

Me: What? No!

Also me:
Her: I think you're obsessed with your car.

Me: What? No!

Also me:


Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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Driving with parents VS driving alone
Driving with parents VS driving alone

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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When you're running out the door but you forget your car keys:
When you're running out the door but you forget your car keys:

Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  Mannequin Meme,  
    
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The new garbage cans in my neighborhood are awesome!
The new garbage cans in my neighborhood are awesome!

Memes,  Toyota Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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Roger, roger!
Roger, roger!

Memes,  Funny Star Wars Jokes,  
    
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So I bought my wife a car...
So I bought my wife a car...

Memes,  Trick Jokes,  New Car Jokes,  
    
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the award of hipster  of the year goes to...
the award of hipster of the year goes to...

Memes,  Hipster Jokes List,  
    
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