Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas
Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas

Memes,  Old Car Jokes,  
    
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Feeling cure, might pull you over for having tint like me later. idk
Feeling cure, might pull you over for having tint like me later. idk

Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Car salesman: *Slaps roof of minivan*

This bad boy can fit so much friggin crumbs in it
Car salesman: *Slaps roof of minivan*

This bad boy can fit so much friggin crumbs in it


Memes,  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Uber: "I/m in a blue Honda Civic."

Me: "Ok"

Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"
Uber: "I/m in a blue Honda Civic."

Me: "Ok"

Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"


Memes,  Uber Jokes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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When you realize that the only reason you get bad gas mileage is because you keep flooring it all the time

I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!
When you realize that the only reason you get bad gas mileage is because you keep flooring it all the time

I'm the last person I wold have suspected, but it was me all the time!


Memes,  Funny Car Quotes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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If BMW's were a person
If BMW's were a person

Memes,  Bmw Jokes,  
    
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The worst transmission shift ever.

Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate
The worst transmission shift ever.

Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate


Memes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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I'm begging of you please don't take my van
I'm begging of you please don't take my van

Memes,  Song Puns,  Funny Personalized License Plates,  
    
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Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they'r in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips
Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they'r in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips

Memes,  Truck Humor,  
    
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When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?
When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?


Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.
How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.

Memes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Truck driver looking at u at stoplights
Truck driver looking at u at stoplights

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.
I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  Driving Humor,  
    
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People who back into parking spots just want attention
People who back into parking spots just want attention

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you
When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up on you

Memes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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