Auto Jokes

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Drivers start your engines! It’s time to get a humorous reality check. Guess what is just an anti-theft device to protect vehicles in 2014 and beyond. And that is ladies and gentleman, the 5-speed manual gear vehicle because no one knows how to drive a stick or manufacturers are not making manual geared vehicles.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle

you'll be okay dramatic
when i'm driving and i notice my penger grabbin for the ly sit handle

you'll be okay dramatic


Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

Memes,  Body Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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I need this in my life
I need this in my life

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Light Jokes,  
    
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A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway
A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business
If you ever see me re-parking 500 times mind your own business

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol

 learn more on twitter than they do in scol
w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol

learn more on twitter than they do in scol


Memes,  Jokes On Twitter,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Did that car flash their lights at me or just hit a bump?? Things I stress about while driving at night
Did that car flash their lights at me or just hit a bump?? Things I stress about while driving at night

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.

Memes,  Road Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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i've been putting my sungles in there like a dip
i've been putting my sungles in there like a dip

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb

Memes,  Women Driving Jokes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"
*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"


Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot
What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot


Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn
Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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"Why do you like driving alone?"

So I can listen to the same song 10 times in a row without anybody telling me a damn thing
"Why do you like driving alone?"

So I can listen to the same song 10 times in a row without anybody telling me a damn thing


Memes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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Look if you're not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus.. I'm sick of baking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while I'm doing 73 in a 45 driving with my knee trying to put mild sauce on my Taco Bell
Look if you're not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus.. I'm sick of baking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while I'm doing 73 in a 45 driving with my knee trying to put mild sauce on my Taco Bell

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Taco Bell Jokes,  
    
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