Auto Mechanic Jokes

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Here’s the guy in the biggest oiled up onesie with a cigarette in his mouth telling you your oil is done but you have so many issues that he may need to keep your vehicle for a few days because you’re missing an engine. Or the good old don’t worry about my uncle’s a mechanic and he can repair your engine for $20.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto mechanic jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700
"It's either the alternator, the oil gasket, or ya tires.. either way it's gonna cost ya about $700

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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.


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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.


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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?


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If the chick from AutoZone has to help you

It's time for a new hobby
If the chick from AutoZone has to help you

It's time for a new hobby


Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Jokes About Cars,  
    
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When yo wrench fall down

Deep in the engine bay
When yo wrench fall down

Deep in the engine bay


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You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests
You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests

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Simple oil change?

Yeah, we recommend a new engine
Simple oil change?

Yeah, we recommend a new engine


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My buddy's cat thinks it's the transmission...
My buddy's cat thinks it's the transmission...

Memes,  Best Cat Pictures,  Hilarious Cat Pictures,  
    
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Mexicans be like

I know a friend that can fix it
Mexicans be like

I know a friend that can fix it


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When your girl finally tells you what's wrong
When your girl finally tells you what's wrong

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my car broke down,

 me, right?
my car broke down,

me, right?


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Well there's your problem

I have no idea what I'm doing
Well there's your problem

I have no idea what I'm doing


Funny Jokes,  I Have No Idea What Im Doing Meme,  
    
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never trust a mechanic w is always working on his own ing vehicle!
never trust a mechanic w is always working on his own ing vehicle!

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