Auto Mechanic Jokes

Here’s the guy in the biggest oiled up onesie with a cigarette in his mouth telling you your oil is done but you have so many issues that he may need to keep your vehicle for a few days because you’re missing an engine. Or the good old don’t worry about my uncle’s a mechanic and he can repair your engine for $20.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny auto mechanic jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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