Aviation Humor

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This page is where you will find aviation humor. You will find joke, articles, videos and memes about all things aircraft related. There's a compilation of photos of passengers with the worst etiquette on different flights from all around the world. There are also jokes like, "I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me." and " Q: Why do fighter pilots who are pro-life tend to crash? A: Because they won't Abort". You will also see different international flights memes and find plenty of pilot jokes.

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you walk into an aircraft hanger and this juicy  blimp standing there wigglin' dat phatti in ya face, wut you do?
you walk into an aircraft hanger and this juicy blimp standing there wigglin' dat phatti in ya face, wut you do?

Memes,  
    
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Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs
Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs


Demotivational Posters,  Pilot Jokes,  Funny Military Slogans,  
    
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One does not simply

Increase aviation in times of global warming
One does not simply

Increase aviation in times of global warming


Memes,  Global Warming Funny,  One Does Not Simply (theme),  
    
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"Passenger Shaming" Photos Put Travelers With The Worst Etiquette On Blast
Funny picture gallery of some of the rudest and most ratchet passengers on various flights around the world.

Ratchet,  Funny Photo Gallery,  Picture Gallery,  Funny Pictures Gallery,  
    
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Air force Pilots

If it isn't a stall indicator or a missile lock, I don't care!
Air force Pilots

If it isn't a stall indicator or a missile lock, I don't care!


Air Force Humor,  Pilot Humor,  Funny Posters  
    
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Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!
Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!


Meme,  India Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes,  
    
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Danger 

Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death
Danger

Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death


Funny Jokes,  Aircraft Jokes,  Funny Airport Signs,  Short Adult Jokes,  
    
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

Really Funny One Liners,  Airplane Jokes,  Aviation Jokes,  
    
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The aeroplane was so old that it has an outside toilet in it.

So Old Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Toilet Humor,  
    
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Old pilots never die, they just get more turbulent.

Pilot Humor,  101 One Liners,  Airplane Puns,  Flying Puns,  
    
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Sticking a gun on pilot's back, in the cockpit...

Hijacker: Take me to London.

Pilot: But we're supposed to be going to London anyway!

Hijacker: I know! But I had been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances.


Pilot Humor,  Pilot Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.

I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.


Pilot Jokes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh  
    
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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.


Aircraft Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"


Aviation Jokes,  Aircraft Jokes,  Flying Jokes,  
    
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