Aviation Jokes

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Girl: I don't think you're koalafied to be on this plane
Girl: I don't think you're koalafied to be on this plane

Memes,  Koala Bear Jokes,  Funny Animal Puns,  
    
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Pilot: Greg what's the situation 

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers
Pilot: Greg what's the situation

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier
So I said to the airman

Listen up chairforce, I'm a soldier


Soldier Jokes,  Air Force Jokes,  Army Humor,  
    
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Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs
Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs


Demotivational Posters,  Pilot Jokes,  Funny Military Slogans,  
    
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this plane is carrying a mother in spaceship. why the  do i have a 50 pound limit on my suitcase?
this plane is carrying a mother in spaceship. why the do i have a 50 pound limit on my suitcase?

Memes,  Plane Jokes,  Lmao Jokes,  
    
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i have no ing idea

what i'm doing
i have no ing idea

what i'm doing


Memes,  Pilot Humor,  Pilot Jokes,  
    
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Still less complicated than women
Still less complicated than women

Memes,  Pilot Humor,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!
Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!


Meme,  India Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes,  
    
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i'm the stealthiest plane there is

 please
i'm the stealthiest plane there is

please


Meme,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan's home?

They see the sign "Never Never Land."


Pilot Humor,  Pilot Jokes,  Peter Pan Jokes,  
    
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Copilot: Sir, we are going faster than the speed of sound!

Pilot: What?


Good Clean Joke,  Pilot Humor,  Pilot Jokes,  
    
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Bro

Do you even generate lift
Bro

Do you even generate lift


Humor Jokes,  Plane Puns,  Weightlifting Jokes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

Really Funny One Liners,  Airplane Jokes,  Aviation Humor  
    
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Old pilots never die, they just get more turbulent.

Pilot Humor,  101 One Liners,  Airplane Puns,  Flying Puns,  
    
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His model airplane hobby really took off.

Airplane Puns,  Airplane Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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