Awesome Chat Up Lines

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If we ever get a hotel room, lets rent it on the highest floor so that we can have crazy makeout sessions in the elevator.
If we ever get a hotel room, lets rent it on the highest floor so that we can have crazy makeout sessions in the elevator.

Make Out Jokes,  Hotel Jokes,  
    
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Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?
Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?


Funny Jokes,  Joke To Get A Girl,  
    
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her: i have a bf t :/

me: wale and macklemore

her: huh???

me: oh nvm i tught we were naming irrelevant
her: i have a bf t :/

me: wale and macklemore

her: huh???

me: oh nvm i tught we were naming irrelevant


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I'd like to get to know you. Biblically speaking....

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I'd like to get to know you. Biblically speaking....

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If I had a garden, I would put my tulips with your tulips together.
If I had a garden, I would put my tulips with your tulips together.

Greatest Chat Up Lines,  Brilliant Chat Up Lines  
    
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Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.

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It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

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Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

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I've got something special in the sack for you!

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After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for.

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For you I would slay two Goliaths.

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Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.

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I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.

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You should come back to my place.

My master sword needs to be polished.


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It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.

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