Awesome One Liners

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sorry! i can't hear you over w awesome i am... i am a ing ballerina!
sorry! i can't hear you over w awesome i am... i am a ing ballerina!

Ballerina Jokes,  Awesome Jokes,  
    
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I can't handle 2 email accounts at once But I want you to elect me president
I can't handle 2 email accounts at once

But I want you to elect me president

Memes,  Funny Election Slogans,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  
    
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I hear there is a shortage of school bus drivers... I wonder why?
I hear there is a shortage of school bus drivers... I wonder why?

Funny Jokes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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They lied about the grass! It's awesome over here!!!!!
They lied about the grass!

It's awesome over here!!!!!

Funny Ecards,  Grass Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you Tina is awesome!
What if I told you

Tina is awesome!

Memes,  Tina Jokes,  Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  
    
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Learn to let go How about no
Learn to let go

How about no

Memes,  How About No Bear (theme),  Short Love Jokes For Her,  
    
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Im just dandy!! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!!
Im just dandy!!

I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!!

Memes,  Chris Farley Jokes,  Funny Chocolate Sayings,  
    
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Hey Kelly You're awesome
Hey Kelly

You're awesome

Memes,  Kelly Jokes,  Kelly Meme,  
    
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If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on instagram, and then comment, "You 3 look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.
If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on instagram, and then comment, "You 3 look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.

Instagram Funny,  Kevin Hart Jokes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

Relatable Posts,  Funny One Liners On Life,  
    
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Drama; They say they hate it, but they are the ones who create it.
Drama; They say they hate it, but they are the ones who create it.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Drama Quotes,  
    
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When I can't reach an itch, somehow it gets much itchier.
When I can't reach an itch, somehow it gets much itchier.

Relatable Posts,  Itch Jokes,  
    
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if bull was music, you would be a br band.
if bull was music, you would be a br band.

Relatable Posts,  Famous Put Downs,  
    
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Look at your keyboard, 'U' and 'I' are next to each other. Look below, 'J 'and 'K' are next to each other too.
Look at your keyboard, 'U' and 'I' are next to each other. Look below, 'J 'and 'K' are next to each other too.

Relatable Posts,  Nice Jokes,  Nice Jokes Sms,  
    
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Yo Momma's so ugly, her Mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Momma's so ugly, her Mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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