Baboon Jokes

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Baboon jokesDid you know that a large group of baboons is called a congress?
Here you will find the baboon jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here. Baboons are monkeys that happened to share 91% DNA similarities to humans. So the majority of baboon jokes are usually comparing baboons to humans.

Baboons are known to have big noses so the ethnic jokes are pretty expected. The have hairless butts so of course that makes it stand out. Some of the jokes are usually pretty cheesy but you can’t help but laugh at them.

We have the best collection of baboon jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now
A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now


Memes,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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What is a Baboon's favorite cookie?

Chocolate chimp!
What is a Baboon's favorite cookie?

Chocolate chimp!


Chocolate Puns,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Why do Baboons have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!
Why do Baboons have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!


Nose Jokes For Kids,  Nose Picking Jokes,  
    
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 How do Baboons get down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!
How do Baboons get down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!


Stair Jokes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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What sort of key does a Baboon need to open a banana?

A monk-key!
What sort of key does a Baboon need to open a banana?

A monk-key!


Monkey Jokes For Kids,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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What do Baboons do when they go mad?

Go bananas
What do Baboons do when they go mad?

Go bananas


Banana Puns,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt,

Wake up with stinky finger
Man who go to bed with itchy butt,

Wake up with stinky finger


Bad Hygiene Jokes,  Finger Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Why did the baboon fail English?

He had a little ape-titude.
Why did the baboon fail English?

He had a little ape-titude.


School Jokes,  Short Funny Animal Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Baboon go to the doctor? 

Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the Baboon go to the doctor?

Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!


Banana Puns,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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What did the banana say to the Baboon?

Nothing, bananas don't talk!
What did the banana say to the Baboon?

Nothing, bananas don't talk!


Banana Jokes,  Fruit Jokes,  
    
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What is a Baboons's favorite toy?

A Bab-boom-orang!
What is a Baboons's favorite toy?

A Bab-boom-orang!


Boomerang Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.
Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.


Best Short Jokes,  
    
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Oh, your butt can get hurt?

Haha, that's adorable
Oh, your butt can get hurt?

Haha, that's adorable


Butt Jokes,  Animal Memes,  
    
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Why are Baboons so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!
Why are Baboons so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!


Zoo Jokes,  Short Funny Animal Jokes,  
    
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What's a Baboons favourite music band?

The Gorillaz!
What's a Baboons favourite music band?

The Gorillaz!


Band Jokes,  Gorilla Jokes,  
    
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