Baby Ecards

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Dearest Children: If you don't want your nap, can mommy have it?
Dearest Children:

If you don't want your nap, can mommy have it?

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"Why do my parents hate me?" --North West
"Why do my parents hate me?"

--North West

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Yes, I am pregnant. No, you may not touch my belly.
Yes, I am pregnant. No, you may not touch my belly.

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Your father cries when he is hungry too.
Your father cries when he is hungry too.

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I love it when I catch baby spitup in my hand before it lands on me. Makes me smile : )
I love it when I catch baby spitup in my hand before it lands on me. Makes me smile : )

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Everyone on FB is like 'I'm partying and drinking my late 20's away' and I'm all like 'I love being a Mommy!'
Everyone on FB is like 'I'm partying and drinking my late 20's away' and I'm all like 'I love being a Mommy!'

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Yeah right, I'll sleep while the baby is sleeping. I'll also never do laundry, dishes, take a shower, eat, or go to bathroom.
Yeah right, I'll sleep while the baby is sleeping.

I'll also never do laundry, dishes, take a shower, eat, or go to bathroom.

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No, I'm not accusing you of anything. I completely understand that I'm the only one who can hear the baby screaming while I'm in the shower.
No, I'm not accusing you of anything. I completely understand that I'm the only one who can hear the baby screaming while I'm in the shower.

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People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.
People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.

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Pinterest: Is giving me wedding and baby fever!
Pinterest:

Is giving me wedding and baby fever!

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what kind of le flushes the toilet when the baby is sleeping? are you an idiot?
what kind of le flushes the toilet when the baby is sleeping? are you an idiot?

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You might be a NICU nurse if you've ever wished for a restraining order to protect a baby from their idiot parents.
You might be a NICU nurse if you've ever wished for a restraining order to protect a baby from their idiot parents.

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So, you say having a c-section is taking the easy way out? Is using the jaws of life the easy way to get out of a car?
So, you say having a c-section is taking the easy way out? Is using the jaws of life the easy way to get out of a car?

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy..... until you keelp me up all night. Then I'm all 'where's your dad?'
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy..... until you keelp me up all night. Then I'm all 'where's your dad?'

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Funny thing is I use to stay up all night by choice and called it 'fun'.
Funny thing is I use to stay up all night by choice and called it 'fun'.

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