Baby Funny Quotes

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Do you wanna build a baby?
Do you wanna build a baby?

Funny Ecards,  Funny Valentines Wishes,  
    
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''As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.''
''As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.''

Cabbage Jokes,  Baby Funny,  
    
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I dont always go skinny dipping in the sink

But when I do I go chunky dunkin
I dont always go skinny dipping in the sink

But when I do I go chunky dunkin


Skinny Dipping Jokes,  Sink Jokes,  
    
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Not all babies are cute. We need to stop lying to people. Sometimes, you have an ugly baby. Deal with it.
Not all babies are cute. We need to stop lying to people. Sometimes, you have an ugly baby. Deal with it.

Funny Jokes,  Best Ugly Jokes,  Ugly Baby Jokes,  
    
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what do you mean

i won't be able to suck on any more ties for at least 14 years?
what do you mean

i won't be able to suck on any more ties for at least 14 years?


Memes,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  
    
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Go to sleep?

Oh sure, I'll get right on that
Go to sleep?

Oh sure, I'll get right on that


Memes,  Sleep Humor,  Funny Baby Memes,  
    
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Do you have any sparkling water?
I really prefer sparkling water.
Be a dear and fetch me some.
Do you have any sparkling water?
I really prefer sparkling water.
Be a dear and fetch me some.


Memes,  Prince George Meme,  Funny Water Jokes,  
    
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Well done to whoever found this tall minion in high heels to pick up after me.
Well done to whoever found this tall minion in high heels to pick up after me.

Memes,  Prince George Meme,  Funny Baby Thoughts,  
    
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You will

Bow to me!
You will

Bow to me!


Memes,  Prince George Meme,  Royalty Jokes,  
    
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Who let North West in here?

How unbecoming
Who let North West in here?

How unbecoming


Memes,  Prince George Meme,  North West Jokes,  
    
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bow down

es
bow down

es


Memes,  Prince George Meme,  
    
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 u always going out


u always going out


Memes,  Momma Jokes,  
    
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You mean to tell me

Some Mamas actually pay to throw diapers away?
You mean to tell me

Some Mamas actually pay to throw diapers away?


Memes,  Diaper Jokes,  Baby Meme,  
    
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